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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 4538 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to leave your sanity at the door! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but accidentally summoned a horde of angry chickens instead. Needless to say, chaos ensued and feathers were flying everywhere.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and elusive that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Some say it grants wishes, while others claim it’s just a myth. Who knows what secrets it holds?
So come on down to our server and embrace the madness. Just remember, if you see a player with skin that looks like a middle school desk, run for the hills. They’re probably up to no good.
