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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 1603 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to leave your sanity at the door! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but accidentally summoned a horde of angry chickens instead. Needless to say, chaos ensued and feathers were flying everywhere.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and elusive that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Some say it grants wishes, while others claim it’s just a myth. Who knows what secrets it holds?
So come on down to our server and embrace the madness. Just remember, if you see a player with skin that looks like a middle school desk, run for the hills. They’re probably up to no good.
