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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 5694 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3271 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to leave your sanity at the door! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but accidentally summoned a horde of angry chickens instead. Needless to say, chaos ensued and feathers were flying everywhere.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and elusive that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Some say it grants wishes, while others claim it’s just a myth. Who knows what secrets it holds?
So come on down to our server and embrace the madness. Just remember, if you see a player with skin that looks like a middle school desk, run for the hills. They’re probably up to no good.
