Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Farms Harvested: 715 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Servers

  • MineMagic Minecraft server

    MineMagic Minecraft server

    The server is designed for an adequate audience:

    No unnecessary plugins; Donation is present only to support the server and accelerate the development of the player; Inappropriate behavior and the use of third-party software will lead players to appropriately severe punishments.

    The server is constantly evolving:

    The server contains plugins that are written by its own programmer to add new content to the game and compensate for the lack of plugins for new versions of Minecraft; Constant work is being done on the gameplay of the game, new dungeons and events are being added; When a certain amount of online accumulates on the server, tech will be developed. support in the Telegram messenger; In the future, new modes and new servers will be added as they grow.

    Start of the journey:

    The server has just begun its existence, so we are always happy to welcome new arrivals.

    Thank you for your attention and good luck playing :*

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Villages Defended: 20 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Alien Abductions: 3 Crops Grown: 4824
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. You’ll be mining diamonds like a boss and slaying creepers like a pro in no time.

    2. We have special events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Sim Room Overclock? Yeah, it’s like a virtual reality within a virtual reality. Mind = blown.

    3. Our special recruits are next level. Quency: Escape Queen? Phantom? Rumani? These are not your average Minecraft characters, my friend. They are legends in the making.

    4. Want to dress up your character in style? We’ve got costume passes that will make your Minecraft avatar the envy of all other players. Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan are just the beginning.

    5. And let’s not forget about the codes. Use them wisely and you’ll unlock rewards that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Crops Grown: 9450 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2211

    The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2211
    Welcome to the Doggy Style Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground dog fighting arena where you can bet on your favorite Minecraft pooch and watch them battle it out for glory! 2. Our Princess of Hell, Charlie, will personally rehabilitate any demons on the server who are causing trouble. She’s like a Minecraft therapist for demons! 3. Blitzo from Helluva Boss runs a small assassin business on the side, so if you need someone taken out in-game, he’s your demon! 4. Moxxie, Millie, and Loona are also part of the SMP, and they will protect you from any griefers or trolls with their demon powers. 5. We have a special Helluva Boss-themed texture pack that turns all the creepers into adorable imps with little hats. It’s both cute and deadly!

    So come join our wacky, wild, and doggy-filled Minecraft SMP for a helluva good time! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your demon-slaying skills.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Crops Grown: 4399
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SMPDrugCraft – Minecraft SMP

    SMPDrugCraft – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate high without any real-life consequences! Our server is like a virtual drug that will have you addicted in no time. We’ve had players stay up for days on end building the most insane structures, all because they couldn’t get enough of that sweet, sweet block-placing action.

    But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. We’ve had players lose their jobs, relationships, and even their sanity all because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the addictive world of Minecraft. It’s like a drug, but way more fun (and legal)!

    So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and questionable life choices, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of virtual block-building!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GlowedUpGang

    GlowedUpGang
    Are you tired of being treated like a block of dirt in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate glow up! Before joining, players were treated like ugly villagers with unibrows and crooked teeth. But after joining our server, they transformed into beautiful diamond-clad warriors with enchanted armor and shiny swords. People will be lining up to trade with you at the marketplace, and mobs will run in fear at the sight of your newfound beauty. Don’t miss out on this epic transformation – join our server now and become the diamond in the rough you were always meant to be!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 91
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 409
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SyriaCraft: Tanked Up!

    SyriaCraft: Tanked Up!
    get ready to join the most epic minecraft server ever, where IDF tanks cross into syria and the jerusalem post is shooketh! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows! not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5746 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Furry Friends Minecraft Server

    Furry Friends Minecraft Server
    Are you a fan of furry friends and all things anthropomorphic? Do you find yourself getting hot and bothered by some steamy yiff action? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner furry flag fly high and indulge in all your wildest fantasies. From sexy wolf warriors to seductive cat creatures, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on in and get ready to unleash your inner beast in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that yiffing action!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 92 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Observer Awards Minecraft SMP

    Observer Awards Minecraft SMP
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we do things a little differently.

    Picture this: instead of normal awards, we have AI-generated observer awards where everything is turned upside down. And guess what? In every single ballot, we’ve replaced “most underrated” with the one and only Natsupoi. Why? Because why not!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will have you laughing for days. So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

    SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

    Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

    And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCraftyMemories

    MineCraftyMemories
    Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

    Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

    If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9221 Gods Slained: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 146 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

    Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

    Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

    Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 455 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
    Enchantments Applied: 137 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Emeralds Found: 133

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

    i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BdayBashCraft

    BdayBashCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

    Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

    MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CharityCraft2021

    CharityCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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