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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Runes Activated: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Magic Items Found: 4528
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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