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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Dragons Tamed: 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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