Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 9
Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
Potions Brewed: 185 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

New Minecraft Server
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