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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found: 4 Buildings Constructed: 40
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Emeralds Found: 2774 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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