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Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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