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Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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