| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 2081 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 4264 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 9618 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 219 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as creepers and try to sneak up on each other without blowing up. It’s hilarious, trust me. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour with Lava Pits.” It’s a blast, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword? Yeah, he’s always pulling pranks on us and messing with our builds. But hey, it adds to the excitement, right?
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on this server are priceless. See you there, bro!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 6812 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 60 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and build a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored wool. The memories you’ll create here will be as unforgettable as the smell of freshly baked cake in the game.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft server and let the smell of nostalgia and chaos wash over you like a tsunami of fun!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 6893 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
imagine ur minecraft character flexing like never before, with muscles so big they can mine blocks with their bare hands! join us and become the ultimate powerhouse in the virtual world.
plus, we got a secret potion that makes u run faster than a speeding minecart. so come on, join us and let’s get ELECTRIFYING together!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 3636 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
We have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks.
You can even ride a giant chicken into battle against evil villagers who wear top hats and monocles.
Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a realm where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme.
Come join us and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few too many creepers exploding in your face.
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 1083 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Buildings Constructed: | 6 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Imagine logging in and finding yourself in a situation where you have to clean up a fellow player who’s passed out in a bathroom covered in bodily fluids. But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to navigate through challenges like convincing your wife and sister-in-law that it’s totally okay to leave a naked woman in a bed of towels instead of giving her a bath.
Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your tolerance for poop-related shenanigans). Don’t miss out on the laughs, the drama, and the absurdity that awaits you on our server!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 8383 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 188 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 445322 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Our server is a safe haven from private investigators and nosy parents. No need to worry about invasion of privacy here, unless you count Endermen stealing your blocks!
Join us for a fun and exciting adventure where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the drama of divorce proceedings. Plus, our virtual lawyers are much more lenient than real ones.
So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a private investigator when you have a diamond sword? Join now and let the crafting begin!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 3334 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to fight off evil llamas trying to take over the server. And our PvP battles are so intense, it’s like watching two creepers go at it in a TNT explosion contest. You don’t wanna miss out on that action, dude.
Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. Everyone is super chill and always down to help you out, whether you need diamonds or just someone to build a giant statue of a potato with.
So come on, join us on this wild ride and be a part of something that future generations will look back on and be like, “Dang, those guys were living in 2075 while we were still stuck in 2025, how barbaric!” Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s goooooo! 🚀🐉🌈🥔 #MinecraftSMPGoals #LaserBeamDragons #TalkingChickensFTW
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 1816 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 8248 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 7500 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 6826 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
like, women are all about that altruistic vibe, so if you’re a guy looking to impress the ladies, better start being all selfless and stuff. and if you’re a girl looking for a partner who’s gonna treat you right, this server is where it’s at.
so, like, join us and find your soulmate who’s all about that sweet, sweet altruism. we’re all about spreading love and good vibes, so come on in and be part of our crazy, loving community. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 5204 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 3103 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 84 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
Do you want to escape the stress of real life appointments and surgeries? Well, on our server, you can undergo virtual ultrasounds and surgeries without any risk of infertility! Plus, you can choose whether or not to break the news to your girlfriend in a dramatic fashion or keep it to yourself.
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through emotional support dilemmas in a blocky world. Who needs a waiting room when you can have your girlfriend waiting for you in the virtual world?
So come on, don’t be an AH, join our server and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 5977 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can treat yourself to all the enchanted gear and potions you desire, without any Sarahs raining on your parade. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can splurge on all the virtual luxuries your heart desires.
Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into lending them virtual emeralds for rent when you could be investing in your own pixelated paradise. Join our server today and say goodbye to financial critics once and for all!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 206 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 105 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
But that’s not all – on our server, you can also transform into the opposite sex and experience all the NSFW shenanigans that come with it. Want to see what it’s like to mine diamonds in a sparkly pink tutu? Or battle creepers while rocking a fabulous wig? The possibilities are endless on our server!
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server – one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 2071 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Star Shards Collected: | 214 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
