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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 7384 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
Our server is a safe space for all, unless you’re a blocky ex-affair partner trying to sneak into our virtual bank. We have a strict no-contact policy with exes, so you can rest assured that your virtual marriage will be safe from any scandalous encounters.
Join us for some family-friendly fun, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with. And hey, if you need to vent about your real-life problems, our virtual chat is always open – just make sure your daughter isn’t listening in on your virtual divorce proceedings.
So come on down to our server and leave your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to build with?