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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 2146 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 3388 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 211 |
Our server is a safe space for all, unless you’re a blocky ex-affair partner trying to sneak into our virtual bank. We have a strict no-contact policy with exes, so you can rest assured that your virtual marriage will be safe from any scandalous encounters.
Join us for some family-friendly fun, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with. And hey, if you need to vent about your real-life problems, our virtual chat is always open – just make sure your daughter isn’t listening in on your virtual divorce proceedings.
So come on down to our server and leave your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to build with?