DivineCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of following the rules of a higher power that just seems to make your life worse? Are you ready to say “Fck God, Fck Jesus, F*ck the Bible”? Then come join our Minecraft server where we worship the blocky gods of the pixelated world!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of trying to be a good Christian and following the laws of a deity who only seems to bring chaos into their lives. Here, you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any judgment from above.

Join us as we rebel against the traditional ways of religion and embrace the freedom of creating our own world. Say goodbye to praying and hello to playing! Fck God, Fck Jesus, F*ck the Bible – join us now and let’s build a better world together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Franken Fran’s Minecraft SMP Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Fran and her hat. You see, Fran’s hat is not just any ordinary hat. It’s a magical hat that gives her the power to summon llamas from thin air and ride them into battle. Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensues when Fran and her llama army charge into battle against unsuspecting players!

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might even get your own magical hat and llama army to wreak havoc on your enemies. Let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PixelPeenPurge

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Look no further than our server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds while dealing with real-life relationship drama. Who needs soap operas when you can witness a husband getting caught red-handed with a secret stash of naughty photos from his wife’s younger days? Will he delete them or will she have to unleash her wrath in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. From secret love affairs between players to epic battles over virtual property, you never know what will happen next. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a zombie!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – even a 70-year-old husband still ogling his wife’s 22-year-old photos!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	191
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TimeTravelerSMP – NoLiesCourthouse

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we bring the drama of history to life in blocky form! Imagine putting famous figures on trial in our virtual courtroom, where they can’t lie and must face the consequences of their actions. Will you prosecute Julius Caesar for his conquests? Or maybe Marie Antoinette for her lavish lifestyle? The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where justice is served with a side of pixels. Join us for a wild ride through time and see who will be the next to face the ultimate judgment in Minecraft court!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ores Mined:	1350
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RoommateCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about awkward roommate situations like this ever again!

Join us and experience a world where you can build your own private dorm room with soundproof walls, so you can enjoy some “alone time” without any interruptions.

Our server is also equipped with a special “privacy mode” feature that automatically kicks out anyone who tries to enter your room while you’re, uh, busy.

So come on over and unleash your creativity in a safe and secure environment where you can let your imagination run wild… just maybe not too wild.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

FarWorld – your journey into a fantasy world! Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FarWorld – your journey into a fantasy world” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	276	Magic Items Found:	6209
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Stand Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine this: 75 years ago, China was a war-torn colony, but now it is a beacon of hope – and our Minecraft server is just as epic!

Join us on this wild ride where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride llamas into battle! Our server is so advanced, we have virtual reality headsets that transport you directly into the game – it’s like living in Minecraft for real!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Star Shards Collected:	289	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mines Excavated:	2278
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

My Hero Academia Minecraft SMP Commission Review

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Oh honey, forget about your “My Hero Academia” commission, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can become the ultimate hero of your own world! We’ve got crazier superpowers than All Might, more epic battles than Deku, and more drama than Endeavor’s family reunion. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get your own quirk that lets you mine diamonds with just a snap of your fingers. So why waste time on commissions when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft story? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PlayStationDownButWeStillMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of sitting around waiting for PlayStation to get its act together? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and more diamond loot than you can shake a pickaxe at.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. That’s right, you’ll be facing off against some of the toughest opponents in the Minecraft universe, all while trying to avoid getting spit on by a llama.

So why waste your time waiting for PlayStation to come back online when you could be joining us for the adventure of a lifetime? Sign up now and get ready to experience the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get on the wrong side of a llama, that is).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlockBuster100

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can watch a new movie every day! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in the game where you can watch all your favorite films while mining for diamonds. Join us and never be bored again!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Star Shards Collected:	83	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LebCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we charter flights for players to escape from dangerous countries like lebanon! we offer luxurious in-game planes with first class seats and free snacks (virtual of course). our staff are trained to handle any emergency situation, whether it’s a creeper attack or a sudden sandstorm. join now and experience the thrill of escaping danger while building your dream virtual world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Void Gems Collected:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Animals Bred:	161	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

LebCraft: Ground Ops!

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF LIKE A FIREWORK IN A TACO BELL BATHROOM. WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

ALSO, DID U HEAR ABOUT ISRAEL LAUNCHING A GROUND OPERATION IN LEBANON? YEAH, WELL, ON OUR SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET TUNNEL THAT LEADS TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND DANCE TO JUSTIN BIEBER MUSIC.

PLUS, OUR ADMIN IS A WIZARD WHO CAN TURN DIAMOND ORES INTO CHEESEBURGERS. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT. UNLESS U HATE FUN, THEN U MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE BIT.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	392	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

YubiCraft – Virtual Terrain – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our Ame Neo-Graduation Edition server where you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest events!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Anything is possible on our server!

But that’s not all, we have upcoming events like the Tako Gacha Banner 4 where you can win rare and powerful items, and the Speed King 5 where you can race against other players in epic competitions!

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 104.194.11.50:25570 and experience the madness for yourself! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity. See you in the game!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
New Chunks Explored:	89530	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyCono – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we wear sombreros and conquer the virtual world in style! Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to build a giant taco that could be seen from space. It attracted so many mobs that they had to fend off a horde of zombies with nothing but their trusty sombreros. It was a battle for the ages, but they emerged victorious and celebrated with a fiesta that lasted for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary llama whisperer, who can tame even the wildest of llamas with just a wink and a smile. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of C418.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Grab your sombrero and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	126	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ChildhoodOffenseCraft

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Are you tired of being called an asshole for using the proper name for your childhood group events? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care if you call it Brownies, Embers, or even Fluffy Unicorn Adventures – as long as you’re having fun, we’re cool with it.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant brownie castle that was so delicious, it attracted a horde of hungry zombies. Or the epic battle between a group of players dressed as Brownies and a gang of evil Embers trying to steal their cookies.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just remember, no matter what you call it, we’re all here to have a good time. And hey, if you bring some actual brownies to share, we won’t say no!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NorthKoreaBusHeist

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we got defectors stealing village buses to go back to North Korea cuz life in the South is just too tough, like what even is happening?! join us for some wild adventures and unexpected twists, u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server! plus, our community is lit and we always have a blast together, so come on and join the fun! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next one making headlines with ur crazy antics on our server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!