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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 8032 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4470 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Animals Bred: | 188 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
Forget about those cringe Christcucks, we’re all about separating church and state like the Founding Fathers intended. Thomas Jefferson knew what was up when he made the Jefferson Bible – no miracle bullshit, just Christ’s sick teachings.
Join us and be part of the greatest country this world has ever seen – virtually, of course. George Washington would’ve been a Minecraft pro, trust me. So, if you wanna respect the legacy of these legendary dudes, join our server and let’s game like true chads!