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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 9406 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 94 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Forget about those cringe Christcucks, we’re all about separating church and state like the Founding Fathers intended. Thomas Jefferson knew what was up when he made the Jefferson Bible – no miracle bullshit, just Christ’s sick teachings.
Join us and be part of the greatest country this world has ever seen – virtually, of course. George Washington would’ve been a Minecraft pro, trust me. So, if you wanna respect the legacy of these legendary dudes, join our server and let’s game like true chads!