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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 2889 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Forget about those cringe Christcucks, we’re all about separating church and state like the Founding Fathers intended. Thomas Jefferson knew what was up when he made the Jefferson Bible – no miracle bullshit, just Christ’s sick teachings.
Join us and be part of the greatest country this world has ever seen – virtually, of course. George Washington would’ve been a Minecraft pro, trust me. So, if you wanna respect the legacy of these legendary dudes, join our server and let’s game like true chads!