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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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