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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
Enchantments Applied: 77 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Treasure Maps Found: 14 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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