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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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