Disenchanted SMP: Where real life is just a distraction from our virtual addictions

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Disenchanted SMP

Welcome to Disenchanted SMP!

The Disenchanted SMP is a survival server that has quests, player run shops, a PVP arena, special events, and more exciting things to come. Apply today and help us grow and have some fun along the way!

Discord: https://discord.gg/RaV8AKQJ

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, please apply on our website and follow the instructions provided.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website.
Can I create my own shop on the server?	Absolutely! Players are encouraged to create their own shops and participate in the server’s economy.
Is PVP allowed on the server?	Yes, we have a designated PVP arena where players can engage in combat if they choose to do so.
Are there any special events on the server?	Yes, we host special events regularly to keep things exciting for our players. Keep an eye on our announcements for upcoming events!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

GrannyCraft BdayBash

BdayBash, Birthday Party, blended family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, Family Events, family gatherings, family party, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, family unity, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, half siblings, parents, sibling rivalry, step siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PleasureCraft SMP

beauty, books, Contentment, family, Food, Friends, Gratitude, Happiness, hugs, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, Music, Nature, Peace, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, Serenity, simple pleasures, smp, Sunshine

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Emeralds Found:	1941	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HousePartyGriefer

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

Astronomy, astronomy research, Chaos, deep space observations, Earth’s orbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s projects, environmental impact, light pollution, Musks, satellite constellations, satellite interference, satellites, scientists, Space, Space debris, space exploration, space junk, space observation restrictions, space technology, starlink, Technology

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ArcadiaRP

1.17.x, Adventure, ArcadiaRP, mc.arcadiaroleplay.it, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server

Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

billionaire, blocky, brain-rotted, Brainiacs, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, elite society, Evidence, human trafficking, ISLAND, Jews, Minecraft, Minors, Mossad, Powerful, rape, scandal, Server, sexual abuse, terminally online, U.S. Government, video tapes, Wealthy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	170	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Confessions, confessions of betrayal, Cum, Deception, deception in friendship, Friends, friendship, Giving, hidden, Hidden Secrets, Intimacy, intimate friendships, Minecraft, relationships, revealing secrets, Secrets, smp, Trust, trust issues, unaware, unaware friends

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	84391	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BlockyBanterCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Void Armor Forged:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

crisis management., Dangerous, device attacks, emergency response, escalation, Government, instability, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, MINISTERS, national security, next 48 hours, pager attacks, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, security threat, SeriousCraft, Server, Tensions, Terrorism, Unrest, Warning

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HezboBlasters – PvP Madness!

airstrikes, Armed Forces, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, defense strategy, HezboBlasters, hezbollah, Hezbollah targets, idf, international relations, LAUNCHERS, lebanon, madness, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Military Strikes, missile launchers, national defense, precision strikes, PvP, regional tensions, security threat

come join our epic minecraft server where we hit more than 100 loaded creeper launchers in a series of major explosions! it’s like fireworks but with more BOOM BOOM! you’ll be dodging explosions left and right as you try to build your dream base and survive the chaos. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the explosive mayhem!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty Gut Quest

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come join dis epic minecraft server where we cure parkinson’s disease with DIET AND GUT MICROBIOME!!! yea u heard dat right, forget doctors and meds, just eat some virtual veggies and boom, ur shaking stops! we got virtual doctors in lab coats giving u advice like “eat more carrots” and “drink more water” to cure ur parkinson’s! and if dat aint enough, we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur newfound health. join now and say goodbye to parkinson’s FOREVER!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	26	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AR

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Friendly staff, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Plugin, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Anarchy in the world of 4×4 chunk

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	82	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Emeralds Found:	9722	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Divine Spears Created:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

0t0b

0t0b, 1.12.2, 1.21, Adventure, Anarchy, BACKDOORS, Community, Economy, Experience, exploits, free, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, patches, PvP, Raiding, Sandbox, Server, Survival

Welcome to 0t0b! This is the most free anarchy experience where exploits will be patched if they break the game and backdoors will not exist. Please join today. IP: 0t0b.org Versions:1.12.2 – 1.21

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.