Disenchanted SMP: Where real life is just a distraction from our virtual addictions

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Disenchanted SMP

Welcome to Disenchanted SMP!

The Disenchanted SMP is a survival server that has quests, player run shops, a PVP arena, special events, and more exciting things to come. Apply today and help us grow and have some fun along the way!

Discord: https://discord.gg/RaV8AKQJ

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, please apply on our website and follow the instructions provided.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website.
Can I create my own shop on the server?	Absolutely! Players are encouraged to create their own shops and participate in the server’s economy.
Is PVP allowed on the server?	Yes, we have a designated PVP arena where players can engage in combat if they choose to do so.
Are there any special events on the server?	Yes, we host special events regularly to keep things exciting for our players. Keep an eye on our announcements for upcoming events!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Void Gems Collected:	38	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

GrannyCraft BdayBash

BdayBash, Birthday Party, blended family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, Family Events, family gatherings, family party, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, family unity, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, half siblings, parents, sibling rivalry, step siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Farms Harvested:	959
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PleasureCraft SMP

beauty, books, Contentment, family, Food, Friends, Gratitude, Happiness, hugs, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, Music, Nature, Peace, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, Serenity, simple pleasures, smp, Sunshine

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4220	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

HousePartyGriefer

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

Astronomy, astronomy research, Chaos, deep space observations, Earth’s orbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s projects, environmental impact, light pollution, Musks, satellite constellations, satellite interference, satellites, scientists, Space, Space debris, space exploration, space junk, space observation restrictions, space technology, starlink, Technology

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ArcadiaRP

1.17.x, Adventure, ArcadiaRP, mc.arcadiaroleplay.it, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server

Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

billionaire, blocky, brain-rotted, Brainiacs, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, elite society, Evidence, human trafficking, ISLAND, Jews, Minecraft, Minors, Mossad, Powerful, rape, scandal, Server, sexual abuse, terminally online, U.S. Government, video tapes, Wealthy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Ores Mined:	7083	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	7637	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Confessions, confessions of betrayal, Cum, Deception, deception in friendship, Friends, friendship, Giving, hidden, Hidden Secrets, Intimacy, intimate friendships, Minecraft, relationships, revealing secrets, Secrets, smp, Trust, trust issues, unaware, unaware friends

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1814	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	160	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	251	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6608	Villages Defended:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BlockyBanterCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Crops Grown:	1314
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

crisis management., Dangerous, device attacks, emergency response, escalation, Government, instability, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, MINISTERS, national security, next 48 hours, pager attacks, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, security threat, SeriousCraft, Server, Tensions, Terrorism, Unrest, Warning

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HezboBlasters – PvP Madness!

airstrikes, Armed Forces, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, defense strategy, HezboBlasters, hezbollah, Hezbollah targets, idf, international relations, LAUNCHERS, lebanon, madness, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Military Strikes, missile launchers, national defense, precision strikes, PvP, regional tensions, security threat

come join our epic minecraft server where we hit more than 100 loaded creeper launchers in a series of major explosions! it’s like fireworks but with more BOOM BOOM! you’ll be dodging explosions left and right as you try to build your dream base and survive the chaos. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the explosive mayhem!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty Gut Quest

brain health, Crafty, diet, dietary interventions, gastrointestinal, Gut, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, health, microbiome analysis, microbiome diversity, microbiota, movement disorder, neurological conditions, neurology, nutrition, Parkinson’s Disease, Patients, Quest, research, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

come join dis epic minecraft server where we cure parkinson’s disease with DIET AND GUT MICROBIOME!!! yea u heard dat right, forget doctors and meds, just eat some virtual veggies and boom, ur shaking stops! we got virtual doctors in lab coats giving u advice like “eat more carrots” and “drink more water” to cure ur parkinson’s! and if dat aint enough, we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur newfound health. join now and say goodbye to parkinson’s FOREVER!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchantments Applied:	232
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9376
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Farms Harvested:	938

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AR

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Friendly staff, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Plugin, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Anarchy in the world of 4×4 chunk

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

0t0b

0t0b, 1.12.2, 1.21, Adventure, Anarchy, BACKDOORS, Community, Economy, Experience, exploits, free, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, patches, PvP, Raiding, Sandbox, Server, Survival

Welcome to 0t0b! This is the most free anarchy experience where exploits will be patched if they break the game and backdoors will not exist. Please join today. IP: 0t0b.org Versions:1.12.2 – 1.21

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Towns Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.