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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineBound

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Mingul

Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Animals Bred:	43

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Lickwim

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

Come check out our geopolitical political server! real time updating unmapped with player locations and the world map! we would love if you came to check it out! We host events VERY often!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	124	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

IronCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Its Cracked server You Can Have Fun Don’t Ask For Staf Play SkyBlock Or KitPvp, Survival, Creative Don’t use bad words if you will need help ask to staf members

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minegaiden IV

Locked in a deadly war, two nations battle it out for the right to live. Fight your way through the no-man’s land known as pville, full of the most bloodthirsty players imaginable. Ally with either the Cuboizoid or Blockadon nation and carry out strategically planned attacks against your enemy cities. Make allies and enemies amung the population, while leveling up your stats, earning money, and making a name for yourself. An amazing server box, and extremely high connection speed ensures there is no lag. Immature players are filtered out by a unique and very effective system. Minegaiden is a daycare center. Regular events, battles, and staging areas fill Minegaiden with plenty of things to do. Mature, professional staff, website, and chat provide the highest level of support. Towny, Bloodmoon, In-game recipes, Dynamic map, and LOADS of features makes Minegaiden a comfortable, user-friendly, simple, and fulfilling gaming experience.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ores Mined:	7087

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ElementalPrisons

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

We are a OP Prison server with a little player base im hoping that I can get more people playing on my servers not just this one also my other one which soon I will be making a network and trying to do my best with my servers. For now this server will be having a lot of events and giveaways and so on for more info on those join our discord after joining the server. We also will be shutting down Elemental Factions for 2 days and were gonna try and fix the issue with people not dropping stuff on death. Other then that I hope you Guys enjoy and have fun playing with your friends on here.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PotensGamingMC

Hi, I’m mnapoli94. Along with Rhidzla, Yudaz, and BigBrodie83,, I co-own and operate a recently upgraded 80-slot server as part of PotensGaming.

We have 5 unique worlds on the server, all easily accessible.

We have a Walls 2 world.

We have custom plugins.

We run 25+ plugins.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TestingTea

Survival

Welcome to TestingTea! This server is a server with it’s own unique twist, at a random time, the server may change gamemode, change version, change plugins, or anything can happen, big or small. It’s a very random server, and here at TestingTea the staff wish that the randomness brings you happiness!

Discord: Discord.gg/msENv5W

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Hunger Games DeadCraft

The Hunger Games

Search and find chest. Get the best possible items. Survive various traps and monsters. Fight against other users. Finally, be the last survivor of the arena.

Game mode with 20 totally different arenas where you fight and survive to win.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Vanilla Kaiser Craft

PvP, Vanilla

Just a vanilla server, we only have plugins to Make it look not ugly lol

Yes we are looking for staff

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Jail DeadCraft

A jail server is about surviving in a jail. In the prison of ”DeadPlayers”

You are a grade C inmate, your duty is to get out of this huge and dangerous prison and be free, to do this you must collect objects, kill other prisoners, get money, and move on to other higher modules.

Obtain items from mines, logging or fishing in prison lakes Don’t trust any other prisoner Kill other users to get items and money Ascend through modules until you reach module A Buy your ticket out of jail And finally “be free”

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Skyblock Islands

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

The Official SkyWars Server! SkyWars also known as ‘Skyblock Warriors’ is where Skyblock meets PvP. SkyWars.com is the largest standalone 1.8 skywars server with the capability of holding up to 600 players with little server latency.

SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net

– Updated to 1.8 – No whitelist, play as soon as you join! – Custom SkyWars plugin. – Over 500,000 unique players joined. – Multiple maps, random each game, new ones always being added. – Custom items that enhance gameplay. – Never wait for others to join, 100+ players always online. – Skybuck(s) currency system, buy items in-game from killing players or by winning games.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LegacyPVP

Welcome to legacypvp, the #1 minecraft pvp server. We are a new server but we have grown substantially in the last few months. We have a massive player base and grow more each day. This server revolves around pvp but there are many mini games to keep you excited about us. Join now and start your legacy.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dan Power

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Raiding

DanPowerMC is the best Minecraft server out there. 80% custom plugins! We have KitPvP, Factions, UHC, and a custom Farming server! What are you waiting for? Join now!

IP: play.danpower.info

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MCBuffalo

Creative, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Starting out as a small survival server in 2012 for a couple of friends, MCBuffalo is now one of the highest quality Minecraft Server Networks with over 3500 players, featuring game modes such as Factions, SkyBlock, Survival, Creative, Parkour and even a Games server with games such as TNT Run, Spleef, Hunger Games, and many more!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!