Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Farms Harvested:	904	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CaveCraft

KitPvP, Survival

Looking for a chill server? Join us! We have survival for now. Working on kit pvp and bedwars! Good Luck!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Mosaic Republic

The Mosaic Republic (40 slots) is a all round server. This means there are role-play elements, PvP and true survival. A planned feature as well is to add an arena where players can go to the and fight till the death for prizes The server is new, we are building up to have a well established and also having a great time. http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1488153-the-mosaic-republic-pvprpsurvival/

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SMPCraft

Survival, Vanilla

A non-toxic SMP server, building a strong and friendly community! Join the fun today! Have fun, build your town, if griefs. report to a.scended#4623 on discord.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The-10th-Planet

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

We have Towny, SlimeFun, MobArena, PVPArena, CTF, BackPacks, Supertrails, Citizens, DynMap, Ranking system, Artifacts, CraftingStore, JOBS, Daily Bonus, Quests, Economy, MCMMO, LWC, BossShop, PlayerShops, Survival, Fishing Contests, PVP, XPBOOST, and much more. Lag Free.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

DualCrafts

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Minecraft Server is under construction. We hope that you will join our server and our Discord so you can suggest what you want built in the server.

Sincerely The DualCrafts Team

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Surrealcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Website=www.surrealcraft.net

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Buildings Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ores Mined:	4867	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ninjacraft

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	169	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Very Pug

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.