Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Feed the Beast Unleashed

Hello there! If you are looking for a FTB Ultimate server with a friendly community, reliable uptime, great performance, a fully featured forum and a TeamSpeak server, you have come to the right place. We have been online since early November 2012, and have the experience to ensure that yours is a positive one. For more information check out our forums at beast.pwnz.org/forum.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

JoshsSMP

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

You can do any thing you want you want to do roleplay you do roleplay you wana make a govement you make a govement everyone has there freedom

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DubCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to DubCraft! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We offer the whole gamut of server types (i.e.: Factions, Survival). 2. We have custom server types such Sky Wars Ultimate, Super Smash Bros. 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have a large, 200+ player community. 5. We are always searching for ways to improve and we listen to your feedback. 6. If there’s an issue, we fix it. 7. We meticulously configure all plugins on all our servers.

At DubCraft, our goal is to provide you with free, nonstop entertainment of the highest quality available while insuring uninterrupted gameplay. We encourage you to check out every gameplay type we have to offer so that you can have the best experience possible on our network. Enjoy your time at DubCraft!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

World

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

this is a minecraft server that u will be safe dm Alfv#6973 on discord and ask him if u want to team on the server…he is the guy that has everything

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EncryptedPvP [PvP][Raid]

Main idea Our main focus is a fun challenging PvP faction server that’s fun Did i mention Fun? well FUN!. We want to help solve any problems you have BEFORE you have them. yes we can read into the future, So by solving the problems you wont not have in the future we are the best server for you to not have problems on. FACT! *Diamond please*

Plugins Here we have a large selection of plugins, the first few basics that might interest you are: Factions, pvplogger, Nocheat, Anticheat, Silkspawners(allows you to mine spawners with a silk touch pick) MobMoney *pays you for killing mobs. Any Staff applications will be send to –> elsid51 on Skype.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Survival (pt-br)

Economy, Survival

this is my server Building griefing is “allowed” so you won’t end up destroying everything you see in front of you don’t use hacks don’t be toxic That’s it LOL

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

XiferWars PvP

XiferWars is an ‘amazing’ server with many plug-ins to keep you happy and delighted. We have Mob Arena, which players think is absolutely fun. Factions, one of our main plug-ins, and more to help you out. When you first join you get a kit with full black leather armour and full stone tools. We have PvPTimer so the new players won’t get insta-killed the first thing they walk into wilderness.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

potato army

Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

hello player our server name is potato army we have:- auto ranks economy cool ranks no real money is needed no donations banks custom enchantments crates etc everything is free and with ingame money no need of real money! join our server and say #potato to get 2 crate keys and 10,000$ in-game money!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Creativelife

Creative Life BETA For almost 2 years, thousands of players have immortalized themselves on our server, now they have joined forces open your doors together again. At the beginning you are alone, far away from those in power. You have to fight for your honor. Find yours Away, in a gigantic world. Consolidate the empire and learn new skills. What will you achieve? We have: fascinating PVP world with freebuild Reallife opportunities, with balanced economic system and properties Many events (Spleef, Deathcube, Bootrace and much more). a powerful server a lot of passion in the details User Webinterface Hungergames and much more !

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PCGsSMP

KitPvP

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Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Emeralds Found:	1924	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MCraftGaming

this server is a fun faction server and you can donate

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

All the Mods 7

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

All the Mods 7 free server , you’re allow to do anythings in this server . I bought the server just for fun, whenever modpack updated my server do so pls check your modpack if u cant join . FREEDOM

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ShadeCrest

Economy, PvE, Survival

Server IP: mc.shadecrest.com

Shade Crest is a collection of Minecraft servers with a strong community that values fun, competition, creativity, and variety in gameplay. While being competitive in groups, we genuinely respect one another, help each other out, and share experiences via our forums and teamspeak. We have a professionally led team of helpful staff that are constantly working to improve the server for the community. Shade Crest was founded in February 2011 and while we do not wish to be the biggest server, we do want to be one of the servers people think of for quality creative and survival experiences.

Shade Crest Survival is a multiworld server which shares a single iConomy/ChestShop based economy. Whether you chose to live in peaceful or pvp, your items and money transfer across worlds. There is a single spawn world where players come together to market goods, advertise towns, compete in events, and participate in arena based pvp. Our peaceful world is for those who wish for a challenging, cooperative PVE experience without the burden of global PVP, while our PvP world is tailored to thrill-seeking players who want to participate in exciting PvP fights and town rivalries. We also have a mining, nether, and end worlds which get periodically reset as new world generation content is implemented or needed to stimulate the economy.

ShadeCrest Creative is a multiworld server which promotes cooperative, creative building with an emphasis on quality building skill. Over time as you continue to prove your building skills, you can be granted higher ranks which give you access to worlds and tools like WorldEdit and VoxelSniper.

Interested in Joining? 1. Connect to mc.shadecrest.com 2. Enter the portal to either the creative or survival server. 3. Complete the new player tutorial, taking time to learn the rules. 4. Have fun!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Skyblock SMP

Economy, Skyblock

The Skyblock SMP or the Floating SMP is an SMP with floating islands, plugin mods, flying boats to travel, custom villagers at spawn and different worlds of floating islands! Keep in mind, this is an SMP. No griefing, stealing, hacking, xray, etc etc… Use common sense.

The YouTube video below was filmed at spawn!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PaleCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Palecraft is a newly launched chill mature non-pvp MineCraft Survival server. Feel free to come visit and check out the server.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).