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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Forsaken Craft

Pvp minecraft server with plugins such as Factions, mcmmo, and raiding is allowed.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EUPVP

Anarchy, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Vanilla

EUPVP is a practice PVP server dedicated to bringing the best Vanilla PVP practice experience for 1.16, we are based in Europe to give our players their best possible ping.

In this server you practice any form of pvp from axe/shields and UHC all the way up to end crystal PVP anarchy style. We are dedicated solely to 1.16 pvp support and you have creative mode to enable you to customise your own kit to practice with.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Terramining

Do you have what it takes to live in a medieval world? Lets see…Your Kingdom Awaits…

24/7 • No Whitelist • No Lag • Factions • PvP • Home and Chest Protection • Wild Build • Anti-Grief • Shops and more!!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

reewee smp

Survival

a fun smp with some people u will get starter kits and more goodluck on building ur base we are also gonna make a pvp area so have fun!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Emeralds Found:	9217	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

IronMinecraft

A fun server with loads of features such as HungerGames, Capture the Flag, Treefarm, Public MobTraps, iConomy. Hope to see you in Ironminecraft soon!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Amigas forever

Creative

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Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crimson Ingot

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

You have discovered a unique and exciting Minecraft RP Server experience. Crimson Ingot is an ever changing world – where you become part of the story. There are many interesting facets that set this server apart from other PVP Style Servers – when you enter the land of Templehelm you will find a land full of Magic, Intrigue, Adventure and Deities! Role-playing here is encouraged and rewarded – IT’s a truly enjoyable and enriching experience. The main features of this server are: Skills, NPCs, Quests Factions, Economy, Shops, Magic, Classes and More Recipes. However some of the more interesting aspects of the server are: Kings – Only Kings can create Factions and completely manage the finances and members. Oracles – Another unique class to Crimson Ingot – Oracles are able to see who placed/removed blocks. Powerful Magic – Mages and Archers have different destructive magic and arrow based on their chosen creed. Creeds – This Server is not policed by Server Moderators – Instead the Land is watched over by six omnipotent Deities – any one of these Deities can be aligned with and you will gain particular Powers, Skills and Abilities depending on your chosen alignment – allowing each to have a unique game-changing power, including: Immunity from Monsters, Store XP in Bookshelves, Breathe Underwater, No Hunger and much more. These Deities may answer your prayers or bring their wrath down from the heavens. Limited Rain – Thanks to the Deity Deserma – you will not have to endure too much rain. Hidden Treasure and Spell Books – Explore the map to seek amazing riches and unique magical powers. Shrines and Temples – Impress the Deities with your building skills to receive favour and reward.

There is much, much more – but this you will have to discover for yourself…

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Farms Harvested:	631

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CloudMC

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Anarchy Server – Hacking Is Allowed – NO LAG MACHINES

Join The Discord To Join A Faction – Main Factions =============

The Calvary

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Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MFC Direwolf20 server

This server is an BUILD server, so you can join/Make a town and PvE. Also this server is for the people that can really stay alive and make a living in this world. Are YOU ready for the challenge?

Dont Forget to leave a Diamond.

About our server: Our server is 50 slots with 16 GB of RAM. Our server is a survival server. PvP is not enabled, But is enabled in the PvP areas Towns are FREE PvP Arenas Also you can buy and sell items with ChestShop

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Vanilla Twist

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Desolate Sands

Desolate Sands RPG

IP: 69.175.9.8:25565

Website: http://desolatesands.enjin.com/

Join Us For Towny, RPG, Shops, Dungeons, PvP, and more! 🙂

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

hr伺服器

This is a survival server with many plug-ins. The most important thing is for Taiwanese to play. Foreigners please bring your own translator. We have economy, monster enhancement, MCMMO and various plug-ins to increase the fun of RPG games. But it will not make the original fun of MINECRAFT disappear. There are also various players’ buildings, as well as public buildings built by the OP alone. Everyone is welcome to join.To apply, please go to http://forum.gamer.com.tw/C.php?bsn=18673&snA=12661&last=1#down to apply

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CapitalCraft

Economy, Survival

Welcome to CapitalCraft, a Minecraft Survival server, with several plugins engineered towards economy and exploration!

CapitalCraft is a free-roam typed game where there are several ways to make money. In CapitalCraft, you need money for [b] almost [/b] everything! The economy features a Stock Market, an Auction House, Jobs, and many other ways to make money! Players increase in Rank and Prestige in two ways. To increase in Rank, a player needs to reach a certain amount of time played, and money earned. To increase in Prestige, a player needs to reach a certain amount of money earned in the Stock Market.

Why not come check us out? The fruits of Capitalism await!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CoreCraft

Survival

We here at Core like to keep things simple, but also add things to make the game unique. We have server-wide events, crates, upcoming towns, custom items, come join us and let the adventure begin!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	207
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

DGA.LV | #13-1 Factions

Join our Minecraft Survival Factions Server MC.DGA.LV:11301 (Included: Train carts, Minecars, Ships, Stargates and other good plugins)

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!