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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Raid Nation

RAID NATION

Raid Nation is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set a 3,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ShulkerVerse

Vanilla

semi vanila new minecraft server lots of fun, and if you do end up joining please let your freinds know about this server it will be lots of fun!!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Star Shards Collected:	175	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

minecraft temple

We are a family server with all ages in game. we have limited space but we are expanding soon. economy and grifer protections are available along with a starter area town that you can get a lot in. come check us out! after you get on just type /register (your password) after that just type in /login (your password)

we look forward to seeing you!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	142	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Uthrandir Universe

The Uthrandir Universe is a collection of servers connected to allow instantaneous travel from one to the other. We offer high quality gameplay of different types.

Our belief system is rooted in a deep respect for the individual player and we aim to create an experience you won’t be able to find anywhere else. NO harassment, NO lag and NO moderator’s whim to follow. Energized and inspired by the endless possibilities of Minecraft, we on Uthrandir have set out to create a new community based on our core belief system. A clean break from anything you have seen.We strive to achieve excellence in all facets of our development and to always try to be ‘ahead of the norm’; never settling for mediocrity or giving into laziness and maintain our values and morales in perpetuity. If our beliefs and goals resonate with yours, then “you’ve finally found your home”!

Our servers:

Age of Kindling – Minecraft Survival Clash of Crowns – Minecraft Fantasy Roleplay Ireneus’ Reverie – Minecraft Creative (coming soon!) Age of Embers – Minecraft RPG / PvP Factions (coming soon!)

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ZIvercraft

Mini Games, Survival

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Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RageFox

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Towny

RageFox is a Norwegian server with room for everyone.

RageFox has existed since April 2012 and gradually became known among players in Norway. We strive to keep up to date with the latest updates from Mojang as well as all known plugins that we have chosen to run on our server.

With us, you can play exactly what you want as we have several different servers in the hub itself. If you feel like hunting players and raiding them, you have the opportunity to do so. If you want to build at your leisure, we have our own Creative server. If you want to build a city and run it like a proper mayor, you also have the opportunity to do that. Log in to the server and enter the portal to the world you want to play in.

Creative Server Explore new blocks, build your dream house or create a huge maze! Create exactly what you want on the creative server. Here you get your own plot that only you can build on, or friends if you invite them. Try redstone mechanics, make a water slide or try your hand at a roller coaster!

Faction Server – No Rules, No Mercy! On the faction server you can do pretty much exactly what you want without being punished for it! Almost everything is legal here and you can kill and raid players as much as you want. Here, the strongest wins and YOU must survive by getting an alliance that can protect you. Protect your and your friends’ territory, kill the enemy and take over!

Towny server – You are the mayor, you decide Settle in an area that has not yet been developed. Invite workers into your city so you can lead them to build one of the biggest cities. Make sure your finances are in order so your city doesn’t go bankrupt. Adjust taxes to your citizens so they don’t get mad and leave it. This is your city, you rule and you decide.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Enchanted Survival

Factions, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Enchanted Survival! A Vanilla factions survival server who welcomes everyone! For those wanting a laid back Minecraft experience, where you can make friends & roam the lands. The world is your oyster! Build up your empire & become more powerful each time you play. We will be hosting fun events, holiday themed minigames, challenges, and parkour courses! Currently on 1.17.1 & always updating! Help us build our friendly community & join us today!

ENCHANTED SURVIVAL IP – 51.81.75.45:25615

Join our discord family! – https://discord.gg/BS8B9k2YxU

See you online 🙂

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Galaxy Land

Survival

Hello, I’m Ferri, the creator of Galaxyland. Galaxy is an external server but we will improve and try to pay for a host for the server.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	72
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RPG WorldCraft24

On our server, you can boldly fight and conquer your opponents’ strongholds thanks to the Fractions plugin that allows you to create guilds. At the spawn there are teleporters to the nether and enchants for players and VIPs. The server is back after a short break.

ATTENTION !!! SPECIAL OFFER !!! REDUCED VIP PRICES!!!

In our shop you can buy:

SVIP 15 Days – PLN 30.75 gross VIP 30 DAYS – PLN 17.22 gross VIP 14 Days – PLN 11.07 gross Diamond set (Helmet, Armor, Trousers, Shoes) – PLN 7.38 gross Diamond tools – PLN 7.38 gross 5 Obsidian Stacks – PLN 11.07 gross Diamond Stack – PLN 11.07 gross UnBan – 7.38 PLN ugly

The shop’s website is hosted on the server.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Xeno SMP

Survival

Welcome to the Xeno SMP we are a small server trying to grow please join out discord server and mc server have fun! https://discord.gg/NhYs4sUH9E

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Mineclan-esp

Tekkit

Mineclan-ESP is a community of Minecraft players. And what does this server offer me? A place 24 hours without lag where you can play and enjoy the MODs that are on the server and a world to explore in which you can find anything. What mods does the server have? more than 120 and various plugins What is the address of the hamachi? None, this server is dedicated and hosted, so it is available 24 hours a day.

The server IP is mineclan-esp.com, but to enter you need

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magic Items Found:	6591

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Pilotdan1985

Economy, Survival

9 year old friendly community freshly updated to 1.16.5! PVP Survival server with lots of plugins to find griefers, and prevent theft. We have a nice LOTTERY system as well as player ran shops, and a custom coded menu system. We also have precious stones, and three different maps. Nice ranking system makes you work for your status and be proud of your accomplishments. The server is privately owned and hosted by 1 person which means no expensive hosting bills. Yet, we run top of the line hardware with dual cpus 4 hard drives, battery backup system, and 72gb of ram! plugins Buycraft, TreeAssist, dynmap, ExpBank, mcMMO, LWC, Tombstone, DisguiseCraft, ChestShop, and many more! updated 2-4-21

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MilanCraftSMP

Survival

nice server for begginers and pros still needs more staff and mod or builders ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppllllllllllllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzz

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Creepercraft Cloud

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

The best minecraft server of the netherlands! We have all sorts of minigames like Skywars and more but you can also play survival, factions and more!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Swertynow

Survival, Vanilla

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Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!