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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	2463

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Sponge Anarchy

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

Minecraft Vanilla Anarchy WITH HACKING ALLOWED! Join now! This server is BRAND NEW released 6am EST June 18 2022! Show the true meaning of anarchism and fight to become the one who ends all! The true feeling of Anarchy.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Vitality_PVP

Factions MCMMO Hardcore-PVP Shops Grief Raid Steal Loot Kill

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Magic Items Found:	5809	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BrightVenture

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Welcome to BrightVenture. Want to play survival, but you don’t have any people to play with well here at BrightVenture we want to have fun here at this server as a community. This is a survival server with some changes. This is COMPLETE crossplay using geyserMC and Floodgate so invite your buddies 🙂

For the rules of the server join the discord… Start your Venture with us!

Want to start the server yourself! DM us on discord and we’ll discuss.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

IronCraft: PvP

IP ADDRESS: play.ironcraftserver.com IP ADDRESS: play.ironcraftserver.com

BASIC INFO Ironcraft: PvP is a new 1.4.2 survival server! Our server features two survival worlds This is used to divide up the players so they have more room on the server!

SUPPORT We have a fully working website Active staff members on the server We listen to suggestions so don’t be afraid to talk to us!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Venture SMP

Anarchy, Factions, Survival

Join our discord server to see further details: Venture SMP This is a fun SMP Rules • No hacking, No spawn killing,No griefing in the first week,No griefing farms, Teaming is allowed but no teams more than 4, If you hack you will get banned for a month,I am not telling the seed, The end is opening after 2 weeks, The dragon egg owner will get a sharp 5 Netherite Hoe,PvP is turned off during the opening day to avoid players killing each other with iron tools.No toxic, we want nice human players but killing is allowed, just don’t orally harass players. Notice Not even the owner has admin so yep and is 1.18.2 IP: ss1.nide8.com:25583

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3586	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

awesomeland

24/7 Dedicated survival minecraft server. A huge world with antigrief protection is available through LogBlock, LWC and mcbans. Free to join, play and explore. Build your own house in the different cities and explore the vast map

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TryKit

Anarchy, Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

The new upcoming server that is in open beta with staff applications, we currently have skywars, bedwars, kitPvP, anarchy, lifesteal, and survival. In the future we will have duels and purgatory! 1.8.9 for minigames, and 1.16.5+ for survival

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Benderscraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP: play.benderscraft.co

Here at Benderscraft, we offer the opportunity for players to fight and become the most powerful benders with our custom made leveling system alongside our competitive Elo ranking system to be added in the near future. Join an existing nation or battle and overthrow one of the reigning nation leaders to become one yourself. Begin your journey now to experience the complete server overhaul and constant gameplay updates.

IP: server.benderscraft.net

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Button Land

PvP

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Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

KoolKidzMC

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Survival Games, Vanilla

KoolKidzMC is a community of over 200 friends that started as a small group chat of 8 people who invited their friends, who then invited their friends, and so on until we got to where we are today. We are currently working on a community-based Minecraft server for all members of the Discord community to enjoy. KoolKidz is an English and Spanish-based server, that welcomes all cultures, races, and sexualities. Everyone within the community should feel that they are safe within our community. We also have giveaways and host fun events from time to time as well.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Titancraft

From the creative mind of oOAllstarRoxOo comes a epic SMP SURVIVAL server full of fun and excitement!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Forgotten Times

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Forgotten Times! We introduce a wide world with endless possibilities, From Leveled mobs to crazy items that will help you on your fighting journey of survival. Come join us at Forgotten Times and reminisce on memories with our always growing community!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MCBF – A Vanilla Minecraft Server

Survival, Vanilla

Visit http://rules.mcbf.pw for the server rules.

Visit our main server listing for our server description at https://minecraft-mp.com/server-s7322

Advertising on this server is prohibited.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EDEN

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

EDEN is a whitelisted, longstanding(late 2021) Hermitcraft-like server. We’re a mixture of builders and technical players with the intention of never resetting the map so people can plan long term big projects in the future. We try to leave the meta of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as reasonable possible for a public server. That means as many features from plugins you know from other servers are absent by design and wont be added, therefore there are no pay-to-win mechanics, No warps, No /tpa, No /sethome. Everything is made in survival, including the spawn area which is community-focused. Regarding updates we always will plan to update to every major release eventually and the world border will increase with each.Feature OverviewNO Warps, NO /tpa, NO homes or /backNO special pets, NO McMMO or alike, NO donation perks or any such frillsThe map will never reset, 1 world, 3 dimensionsBetter SleepingEverything is made in survival, including the spawn area etc.Lots of public farms.No for real we are a legit server. Non commercial, 100% survival, 0 calories. If you are chill check it out.https://discord.gg/93qNzEgnPR Join our Discord to apply to our whitelist following the intructions on the server-info channel.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

McGroove Unlimited

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

McGroove – Version: 1.8.x – Game mode: Survival, PVE, Normal unlimited size world. Gold Ingot Economy with Player Shops.

We tend to ban for hacking and griefing pretty strictly, so if you are wanting a safe place to build, come to McGroove. We have ways of protecting your builds, and can even undo it if people happen to break your stuff. Semi-vanilla means we don’t load the server up with unnecessary plug-ins. We have a couple plug-ins for fun things, but most plug-ins are for essential day-to-day operation, and protection from players with malicious intent. Our staff is mature, and personally analyzed by the owner, jtpatriot.

Register for free on the website to get features like the ability to set a few homes, get your build protected, and make trade shops.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!