Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

minecussis

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dutch Welcome to minecussis! We are a fun survival server with a number of mini-games. Minecussis has been around since October 2013 and in almost 1 year we have built a nice community that we would like to have you join. We are amazed at what great projects the community has come up with on the old maps and are curious to see what new projects the community and you will start.

English Welcome on minecussis! We are a survival Server with a handfull of minigames. Minecussis started in october 2013. We have a nice community and a staff team that will help you with your problems.

The server runs on a VPS with 5 GB ram and 60 Slots.

Join now and visit our website http://www.minecussis.com/index.html Ip: minecussis.dmch.nl & 178.20.170.89:25680 (same server)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	7837
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Hugcraft

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to Hugcraft! We are a HUB server with an EXTREMELY friendly community. This means we provide multiple ways to play Minecraft such as Survival, Creative, and many minigames!

Make sure you give Hugcraft a chance! -Hugs

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SkilledCraftSurvival

The SkilledCraft [Survival] Server is a non-pvp friendly minecraft survival server. We have a beautifully crafted spawn built by Madness64. We have a market and minigame spawn as well. There are drop parties almost everyday (if admin and average group of players are on). The owner is Rockerboy107. We also have a separate pvp faction server owned by gpm8062000. the IP for that server is 198.24.170.138:43097. (Its getting a sub-domain soon ). If you have any further questions log on now and ask an admin or mod.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

KingdomCraft Factions

We are a role playing faction pvp server. We have kind staff and looking for staff.We have a races plugin.We hope you to have the best Rp faction raiding experience and donate and possibly get staff.We have op drop parties and weekly events.We also encourage raiding greifing and just full out pvp.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dark Vector

this server is a tekkit server ,it is not a 24/7 server so yea it is a cracked server as well so cracked people can join. there are a lot of plugins ,we are active nearly all the time until 10 pm and there are nearly always a staff member on.if you have any question about the server talk to the owners [ kimmi (goober98), tomat (cephpodiod), david (davidmorris), and honeybear (LEWISMORGAN) ] plz talk to them they wont bite or you can just talk to the staff members and they will tell them. the server ip is:93.97.125.32 i have had to put a different one in

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Medieval Lords

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Towny

Medieval Lords™ is a very fun and entertaining minecraft kit pvp server minecraft kitpvp server minecraft Town server, minecraft Towny server, minecraft pvp server,minecraft dungeon server, and minecraft economy server. Filled with custom events, player shops, amazing structures, and much more! We strive to provide you with the best Gameplay experience. With daily events such as Skyblock, Hunger Games, Spleef, and many others. Our security is top notch which allows you to have a fair and enjoyable experience while participating in our vast community which is growing by the second. Many plugins are available for your protection and general use such as, Deadbolt/Lockette, and Chest Shops. This server uses a Cobblestone economy system, gain money and trade with other players to attain Godly Armor which you can use in our custom PvP Arena, The Black Forest!. We also have fun, active Moderators and Admins who assist players both in game and on our Ventrilo voice server. Join us today and create your own Town, become ruler of your own Nation, and begin your amazing adventure here on Medieval Lords™. voted best minecraft server , best minecraft pvp server , best minecraft towny server

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TheArchon

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

Come join TheArchon! This is the most active Factions server on the planet that contains constant betrayals, wither raids, new defensive tactics being deployed each day, and a place where you can battle alongside some of your favorite YouTubers. Along with a variety of Factions gamemodes, including Ranked Factions and OP Factions, TheArchon is a place where you can play an addictive Prison gamemode and an abundance of mini games. What are you waiting for? Grab your friends and come join PvP.TheArchon.Net!

The Archon’s Features:

Custom Enchantments mcMMO OP Factions YouTubers Intense PvP & Raiding

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ethicraft

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6263	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

KalmarCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

KalmarCraft is a PVP-RPG based Factions server. We are mainly a Faction-based server, but we also offer Minigames to have fun in, and a great balanced Economy system with all kinds of ways to earn and spend money!

We give players a chance to get started, we reward you with new stuff such as kits as you rank up for free, our staff is friendly, and always there to help you! We hope to see you join our community and have fun!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HazardPVP Factions

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

Welcome to the best server around, and we try our best to be that we are the HazardPVP Factions. Why would you choose to play on our server?

1) We run every server on good, and fast dedicated machines to keep your experience fun, and easy to play!

2) Our staff is extremely kind, and we make sure to keep the community as fun, and clean as possible for anyone and everyone of all ages.

3) We feature tons of awesome content that include weekly events, custom plugins, PVP and other cool stuff.

4) You don’t have to worry about many hardware issues here, as we have tons of backups to insure your data safety. Meaning you won’t have to worry about any hackers.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Emeralds Found:	8939
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TheMineverse

Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Looking for a friendly and active server network? Come join the amazing community at TheMineverse! We provide a dedicated, high quality minecraft gaming experience. We provide the following servers:

SuperHeroes! Space Factions!

Come and check us out to see what a great experience themineverse can be for you! Hub: play.themineverse.com Discord: https://discord.gg/CpSbtE8

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PokePower

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the world of Pixelmon. Are you a fan of Mincraft and even a bigger fan of Pokemon? Well this server might be what you’re looking for. Our server provides a friendly, family like environment for our players. We serve YOU and are constantly looking for suggestions to make our server more enjoyable. We work hard as a group to keep this server running and hope you all enjoy your stay. Welcome to PokePower!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Murica

Murica!!!!! Home of The Brave!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Action Allstars Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, Survival

Server IP: mc.aasmc.net This server is also UP TO DATE on it’s Versions. Owners: Arshak13

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Nydus Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

Nydus Network ————————————————————————————————- Nydus Network is a Survival, Creative and Skyblock server! ————————————————————————————————- Basic Server Rules: 1: Have Fun 2: No Hacking/Exploiting/X-ray/Cheating 3: Respect everyone. 5: Play Fair 6: No Abusing Moderator/Admin power 7: NO Advertising other servers! ————————————————————————————————- Have Fun and Good Luck!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.