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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Novylen

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Comunidade Minecraft Portugal

Minecraft Portugal Community

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Buildings Constructed:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CursedMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Server Just Launched/Reset!!!

CursedMC is a unique Factions & PvP network offering an amazing PvP experience. Our server is unlike most faction networks, and offers lots of features that are not found on most servers such as:

– Large 100+ Player Community – Factions, tons of Raiding and Intense PvP – Custom Faction Commands – Amazing KOTHs – Rare Custom Enchants – Great Cannoning – Amazing Hit Detection – Fair Donor Ranks – Balanced MCMMO Skills

We also have a very knowledgeable staff team that are dedicated to guide you around our server, and guarantee a fun, anti-hacking, PvP + Factions experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a one in a million experience!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Zedwork Vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Zedwork’s Community-run Vanilla Minecraft server; always updated to the latest version of Mojang’s vanilla Minecraft.

Founded by __Laurens__, now run by the Zriends, the Market provides a place to trade with other players. Shop plots are available on request, and all shops are protected from block-breaking.

Originally founded by luckyscharms323, now run by SneakySkeleton and the Zriends, the Nether Hub provides fast travel all across the world. Anyone may connect to the hub, though access from spawn is restricted to Zedlings (members) only. (Must play 15 hours on the server to gain Zedling status.)

Maintained by the community, this public farm is located near spawn and provides both new and regular players with food. Just remember to replant! 😉

The Council is a collection of Zedlings whom meet bi-weekly to organise community projects and events, whilst also highlighting any issues players have so they can be resolved. Meetings are open for all to attend, check out our forums for more details of the next meeting.

Be sure to read the rules before heading out.

Please join and HAVE FUN! ^_^

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	151
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Horsecraftnl

Horsecraft is a super fun Dutch Minecraft server!!!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Toro League

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BuildingParadise

Why should you go to BuildingParadise? Server checklist: Net Admins? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Big city and lots of land to live in? _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Shop? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ ME People who are constantly insulting? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Freebuild/PvP? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Pay To Win situations? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Farmworld? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ AND Lots of commands for standard users? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Ranks? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Pure rip-off? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Jobs? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _☑ AND

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AmishSMP

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Liberty Survival

Vanilla

1.7.10 Vanilla Hard Mode

Follow @LibertySurvival on Twitter

News and other Info at www.liberty-survival.com

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Void Armor Forged:	25

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BioBroodGaming

A growing server that has a one world devoted to the hard life of Factions PVP, And another just for competitions, Including HungerGames and Spleef.

The Faction world has been changed to try and make minecraft combat more balanced. We have removed most buffs that make fighting impossible, such sharpness, enchanted golden apples, and other such strong enchants. Raiding is another thing that has been changed. While raiding is acceptable. Griefing is not. This means that yes you are allowed to break into their base, kill them, and take their goods. What you are not allowed to do is take down their base block by block, kill animals, or farms.

The Comp world is as listed before for competitions. This includes Several home made maps of HG, Spleef for ages, and Races to test that speed demon inside of you.

Every world on this server is watched. Hacking is not allowed on any level. If you hack we will find you.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Aethier

Aethier is a medieval Minecraft roleplaying server. Our theme follows the journey of the serfs to the kings. We focus our characters to survive and grow with their own personalities and stories, while defending ourselves against the wicked… or the kind. Multiple gods have created our realm. Some choose to be welcoming, hopeful… some choose to harm the poor and be mischievous. Whether you decide to study magic, grow your muscles’ strengths, or simply live the common life, you see to your own character’s journey.

Aethier is not only a ‘realm’ of roleplaying. It’s a community, too. We try our best to be friends with all members and not hold personal opinions and emotions when it comes to following the rules. We heartedly follow a ‘bully-free’ community, where rudeness and abusive behaviour is not tolerated. We attempt to hold no grudges with warnings, temp-bans, and permanent bans, and occasionally, we might apologize for being ‘harsh’. Maturity is key in our community. We welcome all ages, but our recommended applying age is thirteen years old.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Buxville

Buxville – The #1 Minecraft economy server

Buxville is one of the longest running, player-based minecraft economy servers out there. And we’re still going strong! Our unique role system enables players of all skills to have fun together! There are a total of 17 roles, and you start with enough money to choose your first role. After that its up to you to find interesting ways to earn money, or just go with the flow.

There are a lot of fun things you can do. Here are a couple ideas: • Do quests that are randomly announced to earn money • Dig for Diamonds in the ether, a world that regularly resets to keep it fresh • Test your battling skills in one of the 4 different Mob Arenas • Start and develop a town, or join one and make it rise above all others • Go treasure hunting in the nether, but beware, pvp is enabled in the nether • And much more to choose from!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PrisonRC

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BmailPvP

Come join BmailPvP! | InstaSoup | Teams| Respect from staff | Tracking | Go |And you can go raid bases without claiming! So build your base far away! | Come join us! 198.24.162.90:30341 Our staff is filled, still need more moderators, We do have moderator apps, in-game. So do not message me anything on PMC about staff. We have Admins and co-owner. ALSO TO YOUTUBERS: If you have more than 2-5 videos on my server, atleast 50-100 subscribers, Then you qualify for [YouTube] rank! Also with that, you are able to drop books to advertise your youtube! And if you get 5 people online, and say you invited them, you get the [Sponsor] Rank! Rules: No hacking, No racism, Cursing to a limit.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Divine Spears Created:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Buildings Constructed:	37

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Neuland Server

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!