Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

McTheWars

Anarchy, PvP

McTheWars Paintball ———————————————————————————————————- Pure fun. Polite people 🙂 🙂 🙂

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Cartman2000s Minecraft Server

Economy, PvE, Survival

Multiple worlds, Main world is a 1.19 world, the guest world is a 1.7 world. The server has been running since december of 2010.

Nice and friendly admins. The server also has griefer protection plugins, Prism, GriefPrevention, and player buildrights(whitelist)

The server uses a form of whitelist in that you will have to ask for build rights to be able to modify stuff on the server. You can either ask an admin on the server if they are on or request that you be given rights on the server’s forum: http://bit.ly/1bwNN89

The world renders are here: http://bit.ly/1lBaKNp

Server Rules: Respect the mods and admins on the server. No harassing other players on the server. No Griefing/Stealing items Get permission before modifying someone else stuff. No hacks like fly, speed hacks or Ore findingx-ray hacks. Try to keep the chat clean while on the server, no racism please.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Daedric Gaming

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Come and join the Daedric gaming crew and have fun on our new server, it is OP (Over Powered) PVP so beware

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Mineapolis

Economy, PvE, Survival

Mineapolis is a server for everyone who wants variety. There are tons of plugins that make playing on the server a lot more interesting. Once you have a GS and have played for a while, it is possible to start a project in the creative world. There are a total of 5 worlds (big city, end, nether, small town and the mining world. In the small town you can buy the GS and collect the raw materials in the mining world. In the big city there are tons of high-rise buildings and much more. IMPORTANT: When spawning Read signs (there is important information there). Anyone who has Skype or Teamspeak can write to us and we can talk to each other. There are 3 admins in total (123sebastian, Hussi1111 and IronMetalFlag). We are always happy to help but expect good behavior and friendly interaction. If If someone has problems (e.g. with a player) they can write to us. The players who have been there for a long time can get ranks. The most important thing is that we get players! So that should be enough for now :):D 123sebastian

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2846	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minelink Network

Creative, Factions, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Minelink offers a variety of game modes to satisfy your Minecraft addiction. We are a friendly community with full-time custom development and a very active and helpful staff. Be sure to drop by and say hello, the owners are online every day and can be often found casually chatting.

Realize your dreams in a spacious 128×128 plot (or several plots) on our Creative server, where you can build to your heart’s desire and show off your creations. Vote daily to unlock access to WorldEdit and unleash your full creative potential!

If you’re looking for action, immerse yourself in a world of deception and war, unforgiving and governed by survival of the fittest. Factions is a competitive battlefield full of PVP, raiding, and betrayal. Not many have what it takes to survive in this violent power struggle.

Head over to the Cannon server and test a cannon that you want to use against a base you found on Factions, or test a new idea you had for a base defense, all in creative mode! Vote daily for access to WorldEdit and DispenserTools.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Farms Harvested:	891	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Terbia

PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a survival server with the ability to claim your house so griefers can’t destroy it. Just ask an Admin and they will claim it for you. We can also add other flags such as PvP off, creepers off, a message that people see when you enter all for your region!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	216	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Goombaloon Survival Server

Survival

The Goombaloon Minecraft server is an open survival server. We have a free-build domed area available for non-members. Members, VIPs, and above have full access to the entire world. Players can rank up over time based on their time on the server and the level of trust they earn among admins. We are a family-friendly server run by a family. Come play!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

GammaMC Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

IP: GammaMC.net Welcome to GammaMC where our goal is to provide players with the best game play experience possible! Our servers are equipped with the best specifications money can buy. We also have enterprise DDoS Protection to guarantee 24/7 up-time! GammaMC has a wide variety of games you can play such as Factions, Prison, KitPvP, Skyblock and more. You can purchase donation ranks that give you perks on all of our gametypes. Your donation helps fund our server and grow the community! If you can’t donate, don’t worry. You can always help us out by voting for FREE everyday! So what are you waiting for? Join now! IP: GammaMC.net

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Super pvp

Factions

Superpvp

Owner – MuffinsGotSwag superp7

Join now!!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GamezCraft

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

All-Swedish server with Towny, chestshop, iConomy, warps etc. A survival server with cool PVP arenas and big cities!

Check us out now: mc.gamez.se Website: www.gamez.se

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Apocalypse

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Apocalypse :: Adventure, Fly Dragons, Unique Mobs, Quests, Skills, Races and much, much more!

Play as a hero and adventure through the lands of Orcus – Fighting through Dungeons, Raids and completing Quests to gain new gear.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

GokuCraft

Economy

Not really Goku but its Fun! there is sg and also nice staff but Im not owner Goku is a owner.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

iLive

Anarchy, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

A great survival server, with player-driven role playing elements!

Four players, will find hidden temples in the world which will give them complete powers over there surrounding elements (This is the bending mod!)

As well as this a player will become King or Queen with more powers than a Moderator!

And even if youre not one of these, whats to stop you creating or overthrowing a town?!

So come on now!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dark Matter

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

The dark matter server has mini games, Hunger Games, survival, and much much more to add!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Monarch Craft

Factions

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	2116	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!