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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Stonetown Server

Creative, PvP, Survival

Multiverse faction Looking for Builders and Staff Just opened

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CycloneNetwork

Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Here at CycloneNetwork we’ve got OPPrison – Prison – Factions – Skyblock & Skywars. We’re a custom Network equipped with the right plugins to ensure you’re having a jolly ‘ol time. Join now if this seems great to you! mc.CycloneNetwork.org

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SIKFactions

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to the Sik-Gaming company we hope you enjoy our server. Our server brings much more than just another minecraft factions server we also run a variety of gaming server and we host our own teamspeak i will provide the ip lower in the deion that everyone can log on and chat with our friendly staff and players.

terrorist town and other games like prophunt if you would like to find us on Gmod simply search us up sikgaming 🙂

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	270

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MonarchCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

MonarchCraft is a brand new faction based server with multiple interesting plugins! We use a top notch server hosting program which runs with relatively no lag. We have a strict group of admin who will ensure that the server is always up and running for you to enjoy!

We have recently implemented a team based arena to simulate an elves vs dwarves battleground, who will arise victorious?

You have multiple choices to build your army and claim a kingdom for your own, march accross vast lands to destroy weaker kingdoms, or even become a nomad and explore MonarchCraft with nothing holding you back! It’s all up to you. Welcome to MonarchCraft, the world is yours!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PVP Hoelle

PvP

Our Server is on german:

We have

– PVP – a new unique economic system – Dear community

Team PVP Hell

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

HotBlockMC

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	187	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

dragoncraft

Survival

this server is new and we are working on getting it BIGGER so join and have funn

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ShatteredMines – CriticalMC

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP

This is a server dedicated to our players. We are a bungeecord network striving to give you the best experience you will ever have on a server.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Lightube MC Network

Creative, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Lightube MC Network is a server network based in Sydney, Australia. We have several gamemodes including Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison, Parkour, and more coming soon!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Year4000

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival

We are a community based server. Started in May of 2011, at the dawn Minecraft’s popularity. We started as a simple server created for classmates and close friends. We wanted a place where we could build and communicate together. We started with using Bukkit to enhance our game play. Then we decided to become a public server, and this is where the Year4000 started its epic journey. This amazing journey will not end anytime soon. Read More at www.year4000.net/page/history

– Network IP: mc.year4000.net – Website: www.year4000.net

(Updated: 1/22/2014) Up to date version: www.year4000.net/page/about

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Ampersand

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Ampersand is a 1.7.2 Minecraft survival server. We have two worlds, survival and creative, where you players can play to their hearts content. The survival world is integrated with the adventure world, so build space isnt too readily available, but we have options for players to teleport from the spawn zone. The difficulty is on hard because we felt that normal was not enough of a challenge for a multiplayer setting. The creative world requires you to pass a test before you can build in it, just contact a server administrator if you think you have what it takes!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Pixel Gaming

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Best hub server in Turkey.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RaveCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

RaveCraft is a new Factions/Hardgore raiding/Drug server with Friendly staff. See you there!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Moderncraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Survival/pvp server with multiple custom plugins that have been designed to allow players to achieve ranks and extra abilities. Here at Moderncraft, players create a community by joining a “job”. There are 10 different job ranks that you can join to earn ingame money and also gain unique special commands that enhance gameplay beyond the standard norm. We use protection zones that allow players to fly within their zone and player built stores. We offer discord voice/chat and have friendly staff. Join today!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ZombieZone The New MineZ

Hardcore, PvP, Survival

On our server you fight for survival. Zombies do more damage to the player, it is always night, you can run over zombies with cars, you can build a clan base with your clan or a group of players, etc.

We will integrate a lot more into the map and into the functions to give you a good feel.

On the one hand, the map continues to expand and trading posts, new buildings and crash sides are added.

All of this awaits you on ZombieZone, the new DayZ in the Minecraft universe.

We look forward to seeing you 😉

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.