Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FreshCraft

Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Freshcraft, a friendly building server. Towny, Economy, MCMMO!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

0cool.org

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to 0cool.org (Est. ‘2010) – We run as close to survival as possible with a couple enhancing plugins for those who want to participate. Other than this we are solely word of mouth, so if you are looking for a server to settle into, 0cool is the place for you! Especially if you are looking for a small server with a steady player base!

Plugins (22): zPermissions, WorldEdit, CoreProtect, Vault, ProtocolLib, Multiverse-Core, Vote, Votifier, LWC, MobArena, mcMMO, WorldGuard, dynmap, Essentials, MobCatcher, PreciousStones, EssentialsSpawn, EssentialsGeoIP, Multiverse-SignPortals, Multiverse-NetherPortals, ChestShop, EssentialsChat

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Alien Abductions:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Oceanic Bending

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Oceanic Bending Is A Bending, Factions / PvP / Bending, RP and Creative 1.8.1 No Lag server. This server, with it’s empathetic, respectful, and civilized staff, it’s amazing builders, and interesting plugins, to keep players entertained daily. dedicated and kind players, and a gorgeous spawn and arena for players to PvP with bending

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

FamilyMinecraft

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A Minecraft server for all ages! The server is ran by a family of minecraft. We are always looking for new players to join the family! JOIN NOW!!!!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7461	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Cubeville

Economy, PvP, Survival

Cubeville is a 24/7 Family Friendly Survival server. Custom Plugins, Active staff, automated economy, PVP-Arenas with loadouts, customized Spleef, and so much more.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftDiggers

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This is a survival, pvp vanilla server. Please don’t build too close to spawn, thanks! All ages are welcome! Mature players preferred. No modded clients allowed. New and veteran players welcome, please feel free to bring your friends!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Apple Realms

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Apple Realms IP = mc.realms.cc website = http://realms.cc About Us: Apple Realms is a network, focused on one goal. Your happiness! We want you to experience the best you can get. With premium hardware and an extremely dedicated staff team, We believe Apple Realms is the server for you.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

WitherStormNetwork

Survival

NEW!! – Survival 2016! – log in now to get started!

The WitherStormNetwork is a trusted community with a great fan base. Simply the best place to call home! Looking for somewhere safe from grief you’ve come to the right place.

For Friendly Down to Earth people that just want to carve out a nice new home on a friendly server. No gimmicks or fancy buy in options for better advantages. no laundry list of rules, no donation boxes just play the game and stay alive! We believe in fair game play, admins will not help if you’re hungry so don’t ask for items. This would create an unfair advantage over new players. Build a farm underground if you have to. Participating in events or finding hidden treasure chests may be your ticket to a prosperous start.

We are not looking to make money and don’t care about large player bases. If you’re looking for OP status, time and dedication to the game is the only way you’ll get it. You don’t have to ask for it, it will be given to you if you stay true to the game.

Anyone looking to get in on a wild adventure from the start look no further. Were open to suggestions and welcome your contribution.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Vanilla World

Survival, Vanilla

What is our server about?

Vanilla World is a unique kind of server. What makes it so special is that griefing does not occur yet the experience is 100% vanilla. This is because every player gets teleported to a different part of the map, hundreds of thousands of blocks away from anyone else. This makes griefing incidents very unlikely! We are not technically vanilla but we believe in order for every player to enjoy the same vanilla experience certain plugins are required. This is truly a one of a kind server because we write most the our plugins ourselves.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FateCraft

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	4557
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Abbeycraft The Official Redwall Server

Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the first and only official Redwall server. Come and join other Redwall fans and explore the world created by Brian Jacques. Visit places such as the Abbey, St. Ninian’s, and Gingivere’s Farm. Many popular locations have been built, with more to come.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blackhand

Der Blackhand Server (Cracked)

On this server you will experience more than Minecraft!

Our team offers you any help and is always at your side.

Become a part of our community and experience something

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Crops Grown:	1140
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Skyblock Realms

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Connect with the IP: SBrealms.com

Skyblock Realms Features: – Custom plugins. – Enhanced economic system. – Advanced island protection. – Custom islands. – Numerous parkour courses. – We offer several server realms (i.e.: Ice, Fire). – And of course, completely lag free.

At Skyblock Realms, our goal is to provide you with free, non-stop entertainment of the highest quality while ensuring uninterrupted game play. Enjoy your time at Skyblock Realms!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3611	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TekVille

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Welcome to TekVille! Original Minecraft Feel. PVP in Arena only. Protection Stones. Plenty of Uninhabited Land!

Come build a homestead on a mostly empty new world! Also jobs available.

We now have the Horses Plugin!

We also have four PVP arenas and a Mob Arena! Not to mention creative build contests on the weekends. Lots of fun activities!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Wynncraft

PvE, PvP

Wynncraft is a unique Minecraft MMORPG experience. Adventure into deep and epic quests, level up to unlock new powerful spells, and find rare gear to help you in your travels! No mods required!

You cannot build in it, but you can explore the world freely.

We feature quests, dungeons, a massive exciting world, unique weapons, bosses, an interactive spell system, a skill system, levels, trading, horse training, town invasions, and much much more.

Our inviting community would love to have you.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.