Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Super Craft Brothers

Hardcore

First of all, I want to send a warm welcome to all the new players that have joined us, SCB has just been released as an open beta in collaboration with SethBling! We have launched with 7 maps and have gradually increased that number to 11 now. We have had tons of fun developing this and will continue to work on game additions like leveling, achievements, advanced PvP statistics and more maps!

We are the Official Super Craft Brothers servers and we are working on fully automatic servers with a lobby and queu system to support many players. We will still keep the original 4 players per match scheme as the original version, but we will add features that were simply not possible using redstone only.

We will release a set of 6 NEW maps made by Block_Fortress as well as the original maps made by SethBling. This is a very exciting project and we are very happy to be doing it with SethBling. Stay tuned for some beta testing soon!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	146	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

JailHouseBlox

Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JailHouseBlox is an OP Prison server with many perks. ✓ 24 prison ranks with different mines, shops, banks, and more for each rank so you’ll never get bored ✓ plenty of donor ranks at good prices ✓ Friendly, helpful staff, always at least on guard on. ✓ Averages over 100 members at all times ✓ Members are knowledgeable on minecraft as well as on JHB. ✓ Online 24/7 ✓ We have the flo-auction plugin so you can get rid of stuff you don’t want as well as getting new/better items for yourself

• Each rank, A-L, Free, and Citizen have they’re own mines, some have two mines, some have a mine and a tree mine. • The mines get better and better as you move up, starting at just stone, iron, and coal, but moving up too having gold ore, diamond blocks, and emerald ore. And that’s not even the best • After earning rank Citizen, you can earn the 10 Prestige ranks. These are a part of being citizen and do not provide with new mines though they do give you certain perks, for example: a pet.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Ionic_Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This server is in a new state,everything went to hell and we are repairing it until then don’t join this server,and also I will update this post with more information about this,and any new information. Also I’m not the owner. Skype me for any questions. LixCoffee

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Swaped Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ThePlayground

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Iconomy, Disguisecraft, Horses, Mcmmo, Protected Zones, Banking, Jobs, Bounties, Dragon Travel, Custom Items, Drops and Enchantments, Conquest Mobs, Multi-Verse Survival, Creative and Event Worlds, Point Based Online Store.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

OutlawSMP

Buycraft, Customworld, Friendly, Lands, MCMMO, Nogreifing, Playerwarps, Ranks, Shop, Silkspawners, smp, Survival, Towny, Updated, Voterewards

Welcome to OutlawSMP

We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20 and anyone is welcome

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as player warps , Custom map , Griefprevention, and more! ✨

With Semi-VanWe aim to keep gameplay itself as vanilla as possible, while providing access to some commands that make Minecraft life a little less mundane. For example, we have /tpa, /sethome, and /spawn and more …

LandsClaim your land and only give access to people that you trust! This prevents griefing and raiding, which gives you peace of mind and gives staff more free time to help players, and plan features and events with the command /lands

CratesEvery vote gives you a chance to win a crate key that can be opened up at /warp crates! We also have seasonal crates that provide players cool cosmetic items!

CommunityStart a town! Meet new people! Chat with friends! Join in on a community project We want everyone to enjoy their time on OutlawSMP.We try to promote a friendly environment free from toxic energies. Players are encouraged to voice any suggestions or concerns they may have for the community.EventsMore than one event will be held monthly. Ideally, we like to hold events at different times of day to try to cover all of the time zones. Although sometimes that isn’t possible, we certainly do try our best!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ISL Network SMP

Clans, Factionsurvival, Survival

Looking for a vanilla/semi-anarchy SMP experience focused around clan warfare?

🔥 Welcome to ISL Network SMP! 🔥

🛡️ Clan-Focused Gameplay: Join or create your own clan and dominate the server with your allies!

⚔️ Semi-Anarchy: With minimal rules and moderation, anything goes – it’s survival of the fittest!

🌍 Vanilla Gameplay: Immerse yourself in the pure Minecraft experience with our vanilla gameplay. No mods, no unnecessary plugins, no BS.

🔥 Clan Tournaments: Engage in intense battles against a random selected clan for in-game prizes.

🎉 Join Our Community: Become part of our thriving Minecraft community.https://discord.gg/R344wACHAjislsmp.apexmc.co

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

IPOCKETISLAND 1.20+ | SMP – PVP- CUSTOM – BEDROCK SUPPORT

Custom, MCMMO, Nogrief, PvE, PvP, smp, Survival

Welcome to iPocket Island, a Unique Smp that ill ensure to keep you entertained for ours we have a chill and friendly community of players and so many events that im sure you guys will love, some of the features this server has is the darkzone which is a mob zone were you can earn rewards, custom enchants, custom economy, grief prevetion, custom mining and fishing and even pvp events for those more daring i hope to see you there!

Java IP: mc.ipocketisland.netBedrock IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Port: 19132Store: store.ipocketisland.netDiscord: discord.ipocketisland.net

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Chunk Network

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

All 100% custom and original minigames. Featured by Youtubers worldwide.

Play Minerware, Ender, Thimble, Mineshooter, BlockWars, DoubleTrouble, Ironfall, Haunted, and more here!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PikaCity Pixelmon

Pixelmon, Survival

Always latest Pixelmon version! Use our pixpack on the Pixelmon Launcher, or use the IP PLAY.PIKACITY.COM We offer friendly community with a busy chat! ===================================================== We have a dedicated server and have been online for almost 4 years.

Poke Hunting! 24/7 uptime Helpful and friendly player staff Human Gyms (not NPCS!) Wondertrade ====================================================

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Sleepyville

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

IP: svmc.co Looking to make new friends? Tired of being annoyed by misbehaving players? Sick off all the drama some multiplayer servers may bring? Are you just looking for a great server to settle down in? Well look no further, friend!!! Sleepyville is the server for you!

We’ve got fun players and staff, a great community of fun, mature players, and a great economy that’ll keep you hooked on farming and grinding mobs for hours! Here on Sleepyville, we let the players come first. We always make sure that you are satisfied on our server, no matter what “bigger” problems we may be facing. You can build pirate ships, cabin mansions, giant fortresses, booming cities, and much, much, more! We both know you’re tired of looking for a good server. But luckily, you’ve now just found it. Don’t pass up an opportunity to visit one of the best Minecraft servers around!

Join us today and make some new friends!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Hytec Factions PVP

Economy, Factions, Survival

Tired of the awful PVP servers that seem to populate server listings? Tired of terrible abusive staff that just don’t seem to care about the players? Are you just as enraged by incompetent owners as we are?

Then come join Hytec PVP.

This server is a econ focused Factions/Survival server with player shops.

We are a small server! We are always trying to add extra things to make this a better place. If you like the server, tell your friends! if you have any suggestions, please feel free to PM me.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MC Wars

Mini Games, PvP, Survival

A totally unique PvP experience! Build your own base in a ten-minute build phase, then during the war phase, destroy the other team’s monument (an arrangement of gold blocks on a wool platform) using a variety of classes!

Basic Classes: Archer, Footman, Knight, Builder, Trapman, and Mage VIP Classes: Priest, Spy, Longbowman, Catapult, Alchemist, and Beastmaster

There are also fun minigames in the lobby, and a survival server for VIPs! Come join this fun community!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SteelCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP

Join SteelCraft and enjoy the faction pluginstrong. Create your own guild with friends and build your fortress to protect you, make alliances. Declare war on the enemy

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Sun God Palace

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Server Name: Sun God Palace Server Address/IP: mc.sungodpalace.us Server Location: Dallas, Texas Forum: http://sungodpalace.us Game Play Types: [PvP], [FACTIONS], [SKYBLOCK], [CREATIVE PLOTS]

Owner/Admin: Taleson Ko-Owner: koolguy001 Co-Owner: Ollie55589 Co-Owner: xXHuntDawg2001Xx HeadAdmin: JellyfishMaster2 Admin: DaleDragonslayer Admin: jcurrycomet Admin:assassin8199

This is a server which rcently recieved a donation of 5 Dell servers! We are now a Hub server! More stable, and more plugins! We have Facitons PvP, Ceative Plots, Skyblock, and Minigames coming soon! Join for an amazing time!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dimension Hops:	0
Villages Defended:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.