Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

GodsPvp.net

Factions

GodsPvp.net

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PimpCraft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to PimpCraft!!! This is a Faction server, where pvp and raiding is allowed!! The community is very friendly!!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TheArMaGeDooM

Skyblock, Skywars

TheArMaGeDooM

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CRAFT.LV

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock

IP= MC.CRAFT.LV = MINIGAMES = SKYPVP = SKYWORLD = SKYBLOCK = SKYWARS = EVENTS = MEGADROPS

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mines Excavated:	2718
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Mine-Prison

Prison

Mine-Prison

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PARAPVP

Factions, Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Raiding

ParaPvP.com is a Hardcore PvP server that provides the highest quality PvP Experience.

There are many ways to survive in ParaPvP, some resort to PvPing solo at our custom PvP spawn, and others will prefer to track and raid their enemies vaults and other goods.

ParaPots, a semi HCF server that makes Minecraft more enjoyable and encourages teamwork. There are events such as ‘King of the Hill’ which can keep you entertained for hours on end. We use a balanced kit based system and balance pvp modifications such as enchantments and potions for a more immersive gameplay experience!

Despite your PvP-style I can guarantee you will have a awesome experience at ParaPvP.com

Hope to see you soon

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Love Letters Sent:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TraxxCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival

Come join our amazing server. Everyone gets a pet, and a fun game. Feel free to give us feedback.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The BlockShed Minecraft

Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

The BlockShed. New Info here soon.

New Info here soon.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Daemon Network

Prison, Skyblock

Daemon Network Is A Awesome New Server that Has Op Drug Survival, Op Prison And Soon Skyblock. Right Now We Are Looking for staff so come join. At 15 Players We Do A Mp And A Dp And A Mp Every week. At 30 Players We Give Away A Donor Rank. So Come Over Now And Play DaemonNetwork

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CorePrison

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvP

OPPRISON // CUSTOM ENCHANTMENTS // LUCKYMINECRATES // CUSTOM CODED FEATURES: Custom Enchantments: – Explosive (Create explosions in your mining path!) – Leveler (Level your pickaxes enchants up by mining) – X (Mines an X in your path) – Creditor (Randomly get CoreCredits for mining!) – CreeperFace (Mines a creeperface) – Haste (Gives the player haste) – Speed (Gives the player speed) – Thor (Randomly strike lighting creating a explosion! VOTE PARTIES – Credit System for Enchantments -Lucky Minecrates – Randomly find minecrates getting credits and sell boosts for loot! – XPfly – Use XP as a fuel to fly infinitely – Crates – Ranking UP, Voting and other crates! -Aside from our amazing development team, we have a great staff team to help control and moderate the server to make sure the user experience is the very best it can be! play.coreprison.net

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Gruvdrift

Survival

Good server for beginners. Everyone is kind and it is very hard to die.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

GlaicialPvP

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP

We have recently RE-Released the server under a different name due to the old server got taken over by the old co-owner, This server is now called PrisonMC and its the original OP Prison server to the old network The SoneZ Network!

We have put alot of work into the server and wish for you guys to come check it out!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PickleCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This text is currently being updated to something more inviting to players 🙂

In the mean time, here’s a brief about the server:

PickleCraft is a relatively old name these days and has been operating on and off since the alpha days on Minecraft. We’re currently in the process of an overhaul of the server (including migrating to a new dedicated server) and plan on expanding into other areas such as modded Minecraft and MC:PE servers, Different gamemodes and so on. We have a ranking system themed around our name (Cucumber, Pickle, Relished, Dedicated, Donator Ranks, Moderator & Admin).

Currently we offer the following plugins for use on our server are mcMMO, iConomy, mcJobs, Essentials, Survival Games (Not yet set up, but is in the works), Lottery, AutoRank (Only for Cucumber -> Pickle, requires 7 hours of game play), Towny, MobArena, LWC Protections, ChestShop, Auctions, CraftBook, And more to come!

We have a functional website where you can find links for voting, our rules, forum links and an extended about us section which outlines our history. We’re currently a small community due to some DDoS issues we had prior to our re-opening late last year.

So, if you want to join us, connect via the address picklecraft.net and stay for a while! 🙂

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Endersouls

Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

pvp.Endersouls.com was founded 3 years ago. Owner afrikaans has resurrected the server and developed Endersouls into an extremely fun hub where Minecraft players can enjoy a variety of community driven gamemodes. We strive on creating a friendly community where players meet new players and become friends! Hop on and meet other Minecrafters like yourself! Join The Madness Prison + Skyblock + Parkour + Factions The Endersouls team looks forward to welcoming you!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DJ Craft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come join us! We have many fascinating game modes as we have just had a reboot! New spawns, warps and games! Join us now on DJCraft.gamename.net!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mines Excavated:	1853

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.