Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

OnlineCraft.PL

Creative, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

OnlineCraft is a network of Minecraft servers that is constantly being developed. Register and join us. We have: SkyBlock, Creative and Surwiwal with automatic cuboids placed with a block.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Metropolis

Economy, Mini Games, Prison

Hello :). We are a server where you can have a lot of fun. We offer different ranks, events, different mini-games, a mining world, a property world with GS sizes of 32×32, a farm world, the End, the Nether and a. Our server team will help you immediately if you have any problems or questions and will answer your questions. We also have a Teamspeak3 server: 62.104.20.144:9996 the password is: metro. Here you can chat with us and also have the opportunity to get to know us more :). TS³-Server: 62.104.20.144:9996 Server-IP: 81.30.154.247:25565

If you have any questions, please feel free to contact Kaiser or Co_Kaiser (marcel2804 – greenfrog) Feel free to come to the server and you will be helped immediately 🙂 Have fun and I hope to see you soon. Euer Metropolis Team.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Labyrinth of Sordrin

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Labyrinth of Sordrin is a colossal 3,100 x 3,100 maze filled with traps, puzzles, challenges, villages to plunder, hidden rooms and landmarks to discover and explore. It is filled with custom monsters, npc’s and hoards of treasure to discover and loot!

If you are looking for a challenge, you have found it!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

i-Cool Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

A Hong Kong Minecraft Server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RadialCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

RadialCraft is a Creative based server. Other then creative worlds we have got our survival world and minigames:

– Prophunt SurvivalGames TNTRun Spleef History of the server: 3 years ago, A server formed called grabcraft. It’s still running, but it’s dead. Back in the day that server was lead by Niklon and Durrant. They both been throught a lot and that ended up bad. Around a year ago Niklon took over that server and banned durrant from it. According to that he decided to make his own server, called RadialCraft. The server been through a lot, from a person called surgetheurge who decided to dump our whole ftp into the toilet, and other things such as ddoss attacks or the LOLJesusDied Object.

After all this hassle, we managed to get a suitable and stable management over the server of what it is right now. We exist over a year and we are proud! Connect/server details: ip: mc.radialcraft.org Website: www.radialcraft.org Forums: www.radialcraft.org/forum/

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AcidIsland

Survival

New game! AcidIsland!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TechnoBuffalo Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

For nearly 3 years now, the technology news and review giant TechnoBuffalo has sponsored its own Minecraft multiplayer server. Over that time, much has changed with the updates released from Mojang, and we have once again changed with the times.

We are proud to share with the entirety of the Minecraft community that we are now functioning as a Hub server in which we offer: Survival, Creative, Arcade, and much more!

TechnoBuffalo is a friendly community, and would love to have you join our server and be a part of the Buffalo herd!

As an added bonus for you TechnoBuffalo fans, we often have guests such as Sean P. Aune, TechnoBuffalo’s Editor-in-Chief, and Jon Rettinger, President & Editorial Director of TechnoBuffalo, LLC.

We hope to see you soon!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CRAFTWORD

Creative, PvP

CRAFTWORD

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Epics MiniGames

Mini Games

A server with some minigames. More minigames will be added soon! Minigames: SURVIVAL-GAMES, SPLEEF, INFECTION, PRISON, AND SURVIVAL!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MasonCraft

PvP, Survival

Hi guys My name is Predmarine The server Owner. This server is new. Just launched out to the public today. We currently have it set to 120 slots but will upgrade if needed. We also have a website http://www.mcmasoncraft.com/ Join there for updates on the server and to donate ect. We are a PVP/Raid serve. We dont have factions plugin up yet but will so in the future. We have amazing staff. Nicest people you could meet.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GhastLegion

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

* GhastLegion *

GhastLegion is a unique factions server with a great community, awesome PvP and a great community. Our server is up to date and gives every saturday at 21:00 (UTC/GMT +2 hours). There are also regularly held events.

We hope to see you on our server!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Pieties Server

PvE, Vanilla

Join our small community of masture and engaged players! We are a recent Vanilla-ish survival server looking for additional builders and friends to make the world fun and vibrant. The server features Spigot for a Vanilla-ish Minecraft experience with minimal plugins for anti-griefing as well as personal chest & property protection. Come join us as we make this new world and show off your Minecraft survival and building skills!

Rules: No griefing No hacking (flying,teleporting,speed,x-ray,etc.) No begging to become mod/admin Be respectful to other players and property Have fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Fire Craft/Dan craft

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Survival Games

hi welcome to Fire Craft

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Love Letters Sent:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

InfiniteHeights

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to InfiniteHeights!

These are some of the features we offer on our Survival Server: – Survival with a large focus on economy – Farm world to gather resources – Auctions, Player Mall and a Virtual Market – mcMMO with special skills and abilities – Friendly and helpful staff team

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dincraft

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Dincraft – The server that refuses to die!

– A ranking system, based on the series Vikings where you go from being a simple Warrior, to a great Legend. The ranking system gives you lots of advantages over time, so you always have something to look forward to. Best of all, your Rank will never disappear.

– Hard server, arranged for construction. On the server there is PVP in Wild, but you can claim your areas and lock people out. Then people have more freedom. Whether you want to PVP or whether you want to Build in your area.

– Map, when you are in the game you can type /map or use our link and you will see a map of the server. Then it is easier to plan buildings, find biomes and much more.

– WIKI, On our Discord you will find lots of Wiki posts that explain lots of the server’s functions. Plugins, Dincraft has lots of stylish plugins that extend the game. Everything from teleport blocks to bridges that can close and open.

– Bedrock Support, On the server you can play with Bedrock Edition! You can even play on the server with your mobile phone on the bus.

– Fly, On the server you can fly with the command /val | Then you get the opportunity to fly with flyspeed 0.4 – Then it becomes much easier to make cool buildings and explore areas. But watch out! If you attack mobs/players, or mobs/players attack you, you fall like a brick.

– Minigames, if there are more than 7 players on the server, random minigames may appear in the chat. You just click on the chat, join the minigame and when the game is over, you return exactly where you were before the game started.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!