Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

MineCraftyMemories

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Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BdayBashCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CharityCraft2021

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LePenCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Care Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CatTortureCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Falling into the Void:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Solaris

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A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Buildings Constructed:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Sapling SMP

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Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

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LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	270

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

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Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

Description	Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
Server Age	Four years old
Features	– Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing city?	Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
How can I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
What is the server focus?	The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Soywalk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4