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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 7283 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
So, like, u should totally join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz, like, u gonna learn so much from all the peeps who don’t agree with u. like, they gonna be all, “no, that’s not how u build a house, u gotta use pink wool, not blue wool, u silly goose.” and u gonna be all, “whaaaaat? pink wool is for losers, blue wool is where it’s at, bro.” and then, like, u gonna have this epic build off and see who’s house is the coolest.
But, like, that’s not all, cuz this server is full of wacky adventures and quests. like, one time, i heard this story about a secret treasure hidden deep in the mines, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. and, like, only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. so, like, if u think u got what it takes, come join us and embark on this wild journey.
And, like, did i mention the parties? oh man, the parties on this server are lit af. we got disco balls, fireworks, and even a petting zoo with llamas and pandas. so, like, if u wanna have a blast and make some new friends, u know where to find us.
So, like, what are u waiting for? come join this Minecraft server and let the fun begin!
