DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Lost Lands Redux

MCMMO, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9765
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	9970	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	9576	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NEST DARK

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Alien Abductions:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Freedom Path

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Freebuild/Semi-RP/Survival/Adventure in 1.20.1 – PvP (approval of your opponent) – Dungeon – Quests – Everything is obtainable in game (Free2Play)You have the opportunity to build the projects of your dreams, whether it is a house, a city or even a nation! Give free rein to your imagination! Everything is possible without pressure! We have a world with a generation offering immersive landscapes.Discord server: https://discord.gg/hxpy8sf

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	173	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Venture MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Venture MC is a server network made to a place where people can feel at peace and experience a unique way to play. We strive to give players a variety of things to do such as level up their rank using money earned from tasks, or complete quests for incredible rewards. You can make your own shops to trade with people and build a town of your own in hopes of being the featured build of the week! Don’t miss out, join us today at: play.venture-mc.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TheSquadMC

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

TheSquadMC is a server network built for the subscribers of 09sharkboy, MooseCraft, and UnspeakableGaming. Offering a wide selection of different gamemodes, ranging from Prison, to Skyblock, to Factions, to even Troll Wars! We guarantee there’ll always be something new to explore! Crafted from the ground up with tremendous attention to detail, optimization, and stability. We guarantee a tremendous playing experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

OtterCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

OtterCraft is a friendly survival server, with non-intrusive plugins to maximize your minecraft experience. Our server became official on 1/29/2017. We are always wanting to hear what our community wants, and have a few features that set us apart from the rest.FEATURES – No Land Claiming, but still Anti-Grief! – Money rewards for mob hunting! – Player focused events, and rewards! – Player ran auction house and economy! – 98%+ Uptime, and consistent updates/optimization.Come join us, and become a part of our community!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CubedCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CubedCraft Network | mc.cubedcraft.comFeatures: – PlayerServers: Create your own free server /create {server name} – TNTWars: Create a cannon to destroy enemy team – Warzone: 2 islands, 2 objectices destroy enemys objective to win! – Kingdoms: Create a kingdom base become kingdom #1Information: server IP: mc.cubedcraft.com Website: https://cubedcraft.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/Faaa7GRHope we see you soon!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Animals Bred:	108	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Last Blockbender

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding

This server is based on Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra. We are different from other bending servers in that we are constantly updating to make the world of Minecraft and Avatar blend together to create a unique experience. Come check us out! Bending Ranks: Starting as a rookie bender, you will start with only a couple of abilities. As you use your bending, you will rank up and learn new abilities from an NPC. Bending Levels: The more you use certain abilities, the stronger they get! Most abilities can level up to level 10, and you can see the stats on how your abilities are improving. World Events: Currently, world events include Solar Eclipse, Lunar Eclipse, Sozin’s Comet, Blood Moon, and Harmonic Convergence, all of which affect bending strength for different elements. Custom Items: Custom items include 30+ new food items, 20+ new armor sets, new weapons, and cosmetic items! Custom Mobs: From bending bandits to wild fire ferrets, you’ll find plenty of awesome new creatures to make the world feel more alive. Bosses: Ever wanted to fight a villain from the show? Come fight a Firelord Ozai, Princess Azula, Hama, and others! Element Cities: You may want to take refuge in a city rather than building out in the wild. You can rent, own player shops, learn new abilities, and soon be able to start quests in these cities!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Atomix Network

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Survival

Join Us and Become a Legend on Atomix!– Infinite Levels | Keep climbing the levels and unlocking rewards – Active Discord | Come join our Community! – The Void | Clear areas of mobs and bosses one by one! – The Temple World | Class-based PvP System with special abilities and PvP Mines – Custom Enchants | Experience creative enchants only on Atomix – Leaderboards | Rank amongst the top players on the server on our Leaderboards – Balanced Economies | Become powerful and wealthy – Committed Team | You can count on us to bring unique, refreshing updates – Interested in hearing more? Ask your questions in the Discord!Come join the fun and Become a Legend on Atomix!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Emeralds Found:	2502	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Supersoul

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Hello. Welcome to Supersoul!Join our SMP server! Here we offer tailor-made survival experience to all players.Supersoul is a small community of Minecraft players who dream big. Here we have different original projects that aim to provide a next-level experience to all Minecrafters.JOIN TODAY.Server IP: play.supersoulmc.net Discord: http://discord.gg/G4qkPk7 YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com/channel/UCfOhqAqnJh7zhLT3uaevxqw

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minecraft Murder

Anarchy, Mini Games, PvP

A gamemode of deception and murder based off Garry’s Mod Murder. You are either the Murderer or an Innocent. When the game starts, one player will randomly be chosen as the Murderer. No one knows who the murderer is, or who has a gun. It is up to the innocent to find out!* The Innocent As an innocent, your goal is to find and kill the murderer. If the murderer dies, the innocent win. One lucky innocent spawns with a gun, and the other innocent may collect 10 gun scraps to craft a gun of their own. The gun is the only weapon of the innocent, the only thing that can kill the murderer. It’s a one-hit-kill and will take out anyone standing in the path of its bullets — you have to be careful not to shoot your fellow innocent, however! The gun also has a reload time, so you have to be careful not to miss.* The Murderer As the murderer, your goal is to kill all the bystanders. If you die, the bystanders win. You have a knife that instantly murders anyone you strike with it, a compass that points to the closest bystander, and a teleporter that teleports every player to a random spot in the map. Your most valuable tools are stealth and deception; raw strength is rarely enough!* For more information, visit our website http://minecraft-murder.net/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MC Zone

MC Zone Minigames!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Enchantments Applied:	133
Towns Built:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

DvZ Server – The LihP Network

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Play Minecraft as a monster! You will look like the monster and have it’s abilities.The PvP game mode DvZ has two teams, the dwarves and the zombies. The dwarf team have three shrines to defend from the zombies. When a dwarf dies they join the monster team and play as one of 10+ classes. The game ends when the monsters conquer the final shrine or the last dwarf falls.Dwarves survival includes unique features and mechanics. In the world, you can explore and unlock spells that can be used to fight, move around, collect resources, and more. You and other players can also create Factions to team up, claim land, and fight other factions. As you explore the world, you’ll encounter stronger monsters that will give you more of a challenge, but for better rewards.We host unique custom games made by us that you can’t play anywhere else!Join our discord server to find out when games start! www.lihp.us/discordHistory: We started the server in 2011 when the official DvZ server was whitelisted at weekends. Our version is a mix of the game as it’s changed over the years

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Craftworld

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Factions,Prison,Skyblock,FUN!!! Join now best 1.5.2 cracked server on the planet right now! Along with OP prison server IP: craftworldprison.no-ip.org

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.