Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 183 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Obsidian Gang

    Obsidian Gang

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 210 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • SkallCraft Network

    SkallCraft Network

    New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

    Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

    – Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

    – CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

    – Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

    – FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

    – BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

    SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Zombie Dances: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • L2X9

    L2X9

    L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Towns Built: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Serenity Realms

    Serenity Realms

    Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Runes Activated: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • PokeWild

    PokeWild

    PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 89 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CladeCraft

    CladeCraft

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Buildings Constructed: 42
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Ellenor

    Ellenor

    Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Dimension Hops: 9 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Alien Abductions: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Mythical Quests Completed: 46 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Camp Half-Blood

    Camp Half-Blood

    Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Herobrine.org

    Herobrine.org

    Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

    Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • SkNetwork

    SkNetwork

    SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Red&Co

    Red&Co

    A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Villages Defended: 18 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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