Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
Farms Harvested: 189 Crops Grown: 1260
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 2456 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 327
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Serenity Realms

    Serenity Realms

    Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PokeWild

    PokeWild

    PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Villages Defended: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CladeCraft

    CladeCraft

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Ellenor

    Ellenor

    Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Animals Bred: 12 Mythical Quests Completed: 44

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Camp Half-Blood

    Camp Half-Blood

    Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Star Shards Collected: 165

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Herobrine.org

    Herobrine.org

    Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 New Chunks Explored: 590266
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Star Shards Collected: 185
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

    Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SkNetwork

    SkNetwork

    SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 45 New Chunks Explored: 927362
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Red&Co

    Red&Co

    A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Void Armor Forged: 11
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Lost Lands Redux

    Lost Lands Redux

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

    Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

    Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 54
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • NEST DARK

    NEST DARK

    Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY