DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	New Chunks Explored:	57615
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Alien Abductions:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8160
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Crops Grown:	7382	Magic Items Found:	1633

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	182
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Animals Bred:	102	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Animals Bred:	194	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1568	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Falling into the Void:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8785	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

A Towny Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Towny Server delivers a close-to-vanilla experience with the Towny and Jobs plugins!Our small community of dedicated people are ready to welcome you with cosy and friendly vibes and will be happy to welcome you into the borders of a beautiful town!On our server, we try to keep things simple, rather than going for complicated things. When you join, you’ll be welcomed by the cosy spawn that we built ourselves with members of our community, who themselves will be ready to welcome you!To keep things simple while still encouraging interaction within the community, we have a player-driven economy where you can buy and sell helpful things to and from other players at better rates than the server shop. Sporting the Jobs plugin as well, you can earn money by simply doing your favourite thing in vanilla Minecraft, be it mining, farming, enchanting, brewing or many other things!We also have lots of cosmetics! Pets, Hats, Trails, Mounts, Gadgets, and more, all available for everyone to get their hands on!Other plugins that contribute to our comfy feel are Harbor for skipping to daytime, /back for returning to your location should you die, FastLeafDecay for getting rid of those pesky leaves, Chest Shops for player markets, LWC for locking your valuable chests away from other players and an Anti-Cheat to keep everyone playing fair!Thank you for reading through and we hope to see you in-game!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Farms Harvested:	843	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CoreMC

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CoreMC – Literally just Vanilla MinecraftTired of server resets deleting your progress? Think most plugins make the game too easy? Want to just… play Minecraft?I started CoreMC (formerly “Cat Land”) about 2 years ago because I wanted a simple, no nonsense Minecraft community where anyone is welcome from highly technical people to elaborate builders to casual players. After a few months of downtime from moving I’m re-launching and re-branding as CoreMC. The server is running the vanilla Minecraft server JAR, which means no plugins and pure vanilla gameplay. In addition, all gamerules are set to their defaults and there are no datapacks or command blocks.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.