DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Buildings Constructed:	47

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Lost Lands Redux

MCMMO, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	7581
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NEST DARK

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Freedom Path

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Freebuild/Semi-RP/Survival/Adventure in 1.20.1 – PvP (approval of your opponent) – Dungeon – Quests – Everything is obtainable in game (Free2Play)You have the opportunity to build the projects of your dreams, whether it is a house, a city or even a nation! Give free rein to your imagination! Everything is possible without pressure! We have a world with a generation offering immersive landscapes.Discord server: https://discord.gg/hxpy8sf

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Towns Built:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Venture MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Venture MC is a server network made to a place where people can feel at peace and experience a unique way to play. We strive to give players a variety of things to do such as level up their rank using money earned from tasks, or complete quests for incredible rewards. You can make your own shops to trade with people and build a town of your own in hopes of being the featured build of the week! Don’t miss out, join us today at: play.venture-mc.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimension Hops:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TheSquadMC

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

TheSquadMC is a server network built for the subscribers of 09sharkboy, MooseCraft, and UnspeakableGaming. Offering a wide selection of different gamemodes, ranging from Prison, to Skyblock, to Factions, to even Troll Wars! We guarantee there’ll always be something new to explore! Crafted from the ground up with tremendous attention to detail, optimization, and stability. We guarantee a tremendous playing experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Buildings Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

OtterCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

OtterCraft is a friendly survival server, with non-intrusive plugins to maximize your minecraft experience. Our server became official on 1/29/2017. We are always wanting to hear what our community wants, and have a few features that set us apart from the rest.FEATURES – No Land Claiming, but still Anti-Grief! – Money rewards for mob hunting! – Player focused events, and rewards! – Player ran auction house and economy! – 98%+ Uptime, and consistent updates/optimization.Come join us, and become a part of our community!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ores Mined:	5597
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CubedCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CubedCraft Network | mc.cubedcraft.comFeatures: – PlayerServers: Create your own free server /create {server name} – TNTWars: Create a cannon to destroy enemy team – Warzone: 2 islands, 2 objectices destroy enemys objective to win! – Kingdoms: Create a kingdom base become kingdom #1Information: server IP: mc.cubedcraft.com Website: https://cubedcraft.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/Faaa7GRHope we see you soon!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Last Blockbender

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding

This server is based on Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra. We are different from other bending servers in that we are constantly updating to make the world of Minecraft and Avatar blend together to create a unique experience. Come check us out! Bending Ranks: Starting as a rookie bender, you will start with only a couple of abilities. As you use your bending, you will rank up and learn new abilities from an NPC. Bending Levels: The more you use certain abilities, the stronger they get! Most abilities can level up to level 10, and you can see the stats on how your abilities are improving. World Events: Currently, world events include Solar Eclipse, Lunar Eclipse, Sozin’s Comet, Blood Moon, and Harmonic Convergence, all of which affect bending strength for different elements. Custom Items: Custom items include 30+ new food items, 20+ new armor sets, new weapons, and cosmetic items! Custom Mobs: From bending bandits to wild fire ferrets, you’ll find plenty of awesome new creatures to make the world feel more alive. Bosses: Ever wanted to fight a villain from the show? Come fight a Firelord Ozai, Princess Azula, Hama, and others! Element Cities: You may want to take refuge in a city rather than building out in the wild. You can rent, own player shops, learn new abilities, and soon be able to start quests in these cities!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Atomix Network

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Survival

Join Us and Become a Legend on Atomix!– Infinite Levels | Keep climbing the levels and unlocking rewards – Active Discord | Come join our Community! – The Void | Clear areas of mobs and bosses one by one! – The Temple World | Class-based PvP System with special abilities and PvP Mines – Custom Enchants | Experience creative enchants only on Atomix – Leaderboards | Rank amongst the top players on the server on our Leaderboards – Balanced Economies | Become powerful and wealthy – Committed Team | You can count on us to bring unique, refreshing updates – Interested in hearing more? Ask your questions in the Discord!Come join the fun and Become a Legend on Atomix!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Star Shards Collected:	111
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Supersoul

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Hello. Welcome to Supersoul!Join our SMP server! Here we offer tailor-made survival experience to all players.Supersoul is a small community of Minecraft players who dream big. Here we have different original projects that aim to provide a next-level experience to all Minecrafters.JOIN TODAY.Server IP: play.supersoulmc.net Discord: http://discord.gg/G4qkPk7 YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com/channel/UCfOhqAqnJh7zhLT3uaevxqw

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	New Chunks Explored:	288303

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minecraft Murder

Anarchy, Mini Games, PvP

A gamemode of deception and murder based off Garry’s Mod Murder. You are either the Murderer or an Innocent. When the game starts, one player will randomly be chosen as the Murderer. No one knows who the murderer is, or who has a gun. It is up to the innocent to find out!* The Innocent As an innocent, your goal is to find and kill the murderer. If the murderer dies, the innocent win. One lucky innocent spawns with a gun, and the other innocent may collect 10 gun scraps to craft a gun of their own. The gun is the only weapon of the innocent, the only thing that can kill the murderer. It’s a one-hit-kill and will take out anyone standing in the path of its bullets — you have to be careful not to shoot your fellow innocent, however! The gun also has a reload time, so you have to be careful not to miss.* The Murderer As the murderer, your goal is to kill all the bystanders. If you die, the bystanders win. You have a knife that instantly murders anyone you strike with it, a compass that points to the closest bystander, and a teleporter that teleports every player to a random spot in the map. Your most valuable tools are stealth and deception; raw strength is rarely enough!* For more information, visit our website http://minecraft-murder.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MC Zone

MC Zone Minigames!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Love Letters Sent:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DvZ Server – The LihP Network

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Play Minecraft as a monster! You will look like the monster and have it’s abilities.The PvP game mode DvZ has two teams, the dwarves and the zombies. The dwarf team have three shrines to defend from the zombies. When a dwarf dies they join the monster team and play as one of 10+ classes. The game ends when the monsters conquer the final shrine or the last dwarf falls.Dwarves survival includes unique features and mechanics. In the world, you can explore and unlock spells that can be used to fight, move around, collect resources, and more. You and other players can also create Factions to team up, claim land, and fight other factions. As you explore the world, you’ll encounter stronger monsters that will give you more of a challenge, but for better rewards.We host unique custom games made by us that you can’t play anywhere else!Join our discord server to find out when games start! www.lihp.us/discordHistory: We started the server in 2011 when the official DvZ server was whitelisted at weekends. Our version is a mix of the game as it’s changed over the years

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Craftworld

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Factions,Prison,Skyblock,FUN!!! Join now best 1.5.2 cracked server on the planet right now! Along with OP prison server IP: craftworldprison.no-ip.org

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Alien Abductions:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	244	Dragon Eggs Found:	6836
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.