DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Lost Lands Redux

MCMMO, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NEST DARK

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Freedom Path

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Freebuild/Semi-RP/Survival/Adventure in 1.20.1 – PvP (approval of your opponent) – Dungeon – Quests – Everything is obtainable in game (Free2Play)You have the opportunity to build the projects of your dreams, whether it is a house, a city or even a nation! Give free rein to your imagination! Everything is possible without pressure! We have a world with a generation offering immersive landscapes.Discord server: https://discord.gg/hxpy8sf

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Venture MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Venture MC is a server network made to a place where people can feel at peace and experience a unique way to play. We strive to give players a variety of things to do such as level up their rank using money earned from tasks, or complete quests for incredible rewards. You can make your own shops to trade with people and build a town of your own in hopes of being the featured build of the week! Don’t miss out, join us today at: play.venture-mc.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TheSquadMC

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

TheSquadMC is a server network built for the subscribers of 09sharkboy, MooseCraft, and UnspeakableGaming. Offering a wide selection of different gamemodes, ranging from Prison, to Skyblock, to Factions, to even Troll Wars! We guarantee there’ll always be something new to explore! Crafted from the ground up with tremendous attention to detail, optimization, and stability. We guarantee a tremendous playing experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

OtterCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

OtterCraft is a friendly survival server, with non-intrusive plugins to maximize your minecraft experience. Our server became official on 1/29/2017. We are always wanting to hear what our community wants, and have a few features that set us apart from the rest.FEATURES – No Land Claiming, but still Anti-Grief! – Money rewards for mob hunting! – Player focused events, and rewards! – Player ran auction house and economy! – 98%+ Uptime, and consistent updates/optimization.Come join us, and become a part of our community!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CubedCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CubedCraft Network | mc.cubedcraft.comFeatures: – PlayerServers: Create your own free server /create {server name} – TNTWars: Create a cannon to destroy enemy team – Warzone: 2 islands, 2 objectices destroy enemys objective to win! – Kingdoms: Create a kingdom base become kingdom #1Information: server IP: mc.cubedcraft.com Website: https://cubedcraft.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/Faaa7GRHope we see you soon!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dimension Hops:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Last Blockbender

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding

This server is based on Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra. We are different from other bending servers in that we are constantly updating to make the world of Minecraft and Avatar blend together to create a unique experience. Come check us out! Bending Ranks: Starting as a rookie bender, you will start with only a couple of abilities. As you use your bending, you will rank up and learn new abilities from an NPC. Bending Levels: The more you use certain abilities, the stronger they get! Most abilities can level up to level 10, and you can see the stats on how your abilities are improving. World Events: Currently, world events include Solar Eclipse, Lunar Eclipse, Sozin’s Comet, Blood Moon, and Harmonic Convergence, all of which affect bending strength for different elements. Custom Items: Custom items include 30+ new food items, 20+ new armor sets, new weapons, and cosmetic items! Custom Mobs: From bending bandits to wild fire ferrets, you’ll find plenty of awesome new creatures to make the world feel more alive. Bosses: Ever wanted to fight a villain from the show? Come fight a Firelord Ozai, Princess Azula, Hama, and others! Element Cities: You may want to take refuge in a city rather than building out in the wild. You can rent, own player shops, learn new abilities, and soon be able to start quests in these cities!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Atomix Network

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Survival

Join Us and Become a Legend on Atomix!– Infinite Levels | Keep climbing the levels and unlocking rewards – Active Discord | Come join our Community! – The Void | Clear areas of mobs and bosses one by one! – The Temple World | Class-based PvP System with special abilities and PvP Mines – Custom Enchants | Experience creative enchants only on Atomix – Leaderboards | Rank amongst the top players on the server on our Leaderboards – Balanced Economies | Become powerful and wealthy – Committed Team | You can count on us to bring unique, refreshing updates – Interested in hearing more? Ask your questions in the Discord!Come join the fun and Become a Legend on Atomix!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Supersoul

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Hello. Welcome to Supersoul!Join our SMP server! Here we offer tailor-made survival experience to all players.Supersoul is a small community of Minecraft players who dream big. Here we have different original projects that aim to provide a next-level experience to all Minecrafters.JOIN TODAY.Server IP: play.supersoulmc.net Discord: http://discord.gg/G4qkPk7 YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com/channel/UCfOhqAqnJh7zhLT3uaevxqw

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Villages Defended:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minecraft Murder

Anarchy, Mini Games, PvP

A gamemode of deception and murder based off Garry’s Mod Murder. You are either the Murderer or an Innocent. When the game starts, one player will randomly be chosen as the Murderer. No one knows who the murderer is, or who has a gun. It is up to the innocent to find out!* The Innocent As an innocent, your goal is to find and kill the murderer. If the murderer dies, the innocent win. One lucky innocent spawns with a gun, and the other innocent may collect 10 gun scraps to craft a gun of their own. The gun is the only weapon of the innocent, the only thing that can kill the murderer. It’s a one-hit-kill and will take out anyone standing in the path of its bullets — you have to be careful not to shoot your fellow innocent, however! The gun also has a reload time, so you have to be careful not to miss.* The Murderer As the murderer, your goal is to kill all the bystanders. If you die, the bystanders win. You have a knife that instantly murders anyone you strike with it, a compass that points to the closest bystander, and a teleporter that teleports every player to a random spot in the map. Your most valuable tools are stealth and deception; raw strength is rarely enough!* For more information, visit our website http://minecraft-murder.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MC Zone

MC Zone Minigames!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	881699	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DvZ Server – The LihP Network

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Play Minecraft as a monster! You will look like the monster and have it’s abilities.The PvP game mode DvZ has two teams, the dwarves and the zombies. The dwarf team have three shrines to defend from the zombies. When a dwarf dies they join the monster team and play as one of 10+ classes. The game ends when the monsters conquer the final shrine or the last dwarf falls.Dwarves survival includes unique features and mechanics. In the world, you can explore and unlock spells that can be used to fight, move around, collect resources, and more. You and other players can also create Factions to team up, claim land, and fight other factions. As you explore the world, you’ll encounter stronger monsters that will give you more of a challenge, but for better rewards.We host unique custom games made by us that you can’t play anywhere else!Join our discord server to find out when games start! www.lihp.us/discordHistory: We started the server in 2011 when the official DvZ server was whitelisted at weekends. Our version is a mix of the game as it’s changed over the years

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1675	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	500
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Craftworld

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Factions,Prison,Skyblock,FUN!!! Join now best 1.5.2 cracked server on the planet right now! Along with OP prison server IP: craftworldprison.no-ip.org

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Towns Built:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.