DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Crops Grown:	6293
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Crops Grown:	6729
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Crops Grown:	3655
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magic Items Found:	3812	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Ores Mined:	4238
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	174	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

A Towny Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Towny Server delivers a close-to-vanilla experience with the Towny and Jobs plugins!Our small community of dedicated people are ready to welcome you with cosy and friendly vibes and will be happy to welcome you into the borders of a beautiful town!On our server, we try to keep things simple, rather than going for complicated things. When you join, you’ll be welcomed by the cosy spawn that we built ourselves with members of our community, who themselves will be ready to welcome you!To keep things simple while still encouraging interaction within the community, we have a player-driven economy where you can buy and sell helpful things to and from other players at better rates than the server shop. Sporting the Jobs plugin as well, you can earn money by simply doing your favourite thing in vanilla Minecraft, be it mining, farming, enchanting, brewing or many other things!We also have lots of cosmetics! Pets, Hats, Trails, Mounts, Gadgets, and more, all available for everyone to get their hands on!Other plugins that contribute to our comfy feel are Harbor for skipping to daytime, /back for returning to your location should you die, FastLeafDecay for getting rid of those pesky leaves, Chest Shops for player markets, LWC for locking your valuable chests away from other players and an Anti-Cheat to keep everyone playing fair!Thank you for reading through and we hope to see you in-game!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CoreMC

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CoreMC – Literally just Vanilla MinecraftTired of server resets deleting your progress? Think most plugins make the game too easy? Want to just… play Minecraft?I started CoreMC (formerly “Cat Land”) about 2 years ago because I wanted a simple, no nonsense Minecraft community where anyone is welcome from highly technical people to elaborate builders to casual players. After a few months of downtime from moving I’m re-launching and re-branding as CoreMC. The server is running the vanilla Minecraft server JAR, which means no plugins and pure vanilla gameplay. In addition, all gamerules are set to their defaults and there are no datapacks or command blocks.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Towns Built:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.