DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Enchantments Applied:	76
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Maritime Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

3b3t

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Anarchy server, no rules, no admin, and no interference! In this server you can pretty much do whatever you want, start bases, make new friends, and attack anyone that gets in your way!Server is also now 1.16.5!Crystal PVP! Donkey Dupe Enabled! Nether roof access Stacked Items!/tpa /home

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	154	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Farms Harvested:	809
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Potions Brewed:	150
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

craft2style

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

=====mc.craft2style.nl===== something completely different with fun game modes BvB survival, Creative ingame shovel and much more. come and have a look, Hafe fun mvg staff team

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9778

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SkyHikerMC

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

𝚂 𝙺 𝚈 𝙷 𝙸 𝙺 𝙴 𝚁 𝙼 𝙲 【ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 2020】 We are a batch of Skyblock lovers in Malaysia and Singapore who decided to create a server that is mainly developing and improving in Skyblock related game modes. We aim to be transparent, innovative, creativity and friendly to all the players over the world.GAMEMODES – Skyblock [1.19+]

– Survival [1.18+]

– Four [1.12+]

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Paragraph

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Alinea is a small hard mode and close-to-vanilla survival server! We are a welcoming and tight-knit community from all around the world and for people of all ages! *KEY FEATURES* – Small world with no teleports – Very Close to vanilla with minimal commands – PVP is allowed in the wild – Balanced player-based economy – Tangible features (physical money, physical shops, etc…)Server Address (IP): play.alinea-mc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/zejcjyZ This is a hard mode server! We recommend joining a town straight away to get started more easily, and have shelter from the outside world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	188	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SkyLife

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Soar above the skies on Skylyfe, a truly unique take on the original Skyblock formula! We have insane dungeons, island upgrades, captivating quests, adaptive parkour, and much more! Join our active and diverse community, climb the leaderboards or build something cool. Unleash your creativity and conquer the limitless skies that await you above the clouds!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Animals Bred:	81
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineCrafty Server

Creative, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AMinecraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

AMinecraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server founded in 2012, and we’re looking to replenish it! ___________________________________ In the recent months we have made many new editions to our server, including: • A brand-new spawn • Plugin fixes • New Spleef arena ___________________________________ We are looking forward to hosting events such as: • Mining events • PvP events And of course we’re always open to suggestions! ___________________________________ https://linktr.ee/aminecraft So let’s build community and have some fun! We can’t wait to see you there! 1.20.1 – Spigot

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The Celestial Expanse

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The Celestial Expanse is an extremely detailed SciFi Towny Nations Server. Explore, Colonize and/or Conquer over 20 Planets! Build a Metropolis! Design an entire Starship Fleet! Grow an Industrial Complex larger than anyone else’s! If this post piqued your interest; feel free to check us out! IP: celestialmc.zapto.org Versions: 1.17-1.19.2 (Chat Reporting >> Disabled)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Rodion Network

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RODION NETWORK We are a small minecraft community looking further into growing and make people have a fun time with their friends or knowing new people that play our server. Our current gamemodes are: » Skyblock: A basic OP Skyblock that hastons of features that are listed below: Slime Fun Minions Auction House Mayors Custom Enchants Daily Rewards And much more! IP: play.rodion-network.com Store: https://rodion-network.com/store

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MassCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison

MassCraft is a MMO Minecraft server with the best gamemodes! Come join in for Faction | Creative | Economy and More! Our friendly Admins will make sure you have a good experience. We are also a small and dedicated server to help give the best performance to all of our players. Head over to our website for more info!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HOMIE SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

[1.20.4]Homie SMP is a new server made by a couple of friends, Custom made with alot of fun plugins to keep you entertained the whole time! We have Quests, Crates, Mob Arena and more! Join today and give us a try, let us know what you think and if you want something we could add it 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Melvinnoob SMP

Survival

Melvinnoob smp is a NON pay to win minecraft server but feature lots of fun command. its base on simple survival minecraft but with shop gui and other cool stuff.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	31	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7810

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MUGEN

Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

welcome to mugen!!on this server we provide minigames like skyblock!! You definitely won’t get bored because it has very unique features is sf JAVA│◆ IP : play.mugenarea.my.id │◆ VERSION : 1.8.7 – 1.20.1 BEDROCK │◆ IP : play.mugenarea.my.id │◆ PORT :3037 │◆ VERSION : 1.16 – 1.20+

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Skull Network

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

SKULL NETWORKx Custom Enchantments x Land Claim x Marketplace x Player Skills, Warps, Shops, trades, jobs, Quests x 24/7 Active Players x Custom Ranks x Custom Crates x Hiring Staffs x Daily Rewards x More Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Zombie Dances:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1020
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Farms Harvested:	643

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.