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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 6932 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 783 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant unimaginable power to those who wield it. But beware, because the evil Dickless Queen will stop at nothing to claim it for herself and rule over the land with an iron fist (or lack thereof).
But fear not, brave adventurer, for you’ll have the chance to join forces with the legendary Knights of the Clit to defeat the Dickless Queen and restore peace to the realm. With custom plugins and endless possibilities, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show the world that a woman without a dick can still kick ass in Minecraft!