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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 7703 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant unimaginable power to those who wield it. But beware, because the evil Dickless Queen will stop at nothing to claim it for herself and rule over the land with an iron fist (or lack thereof).
But fear not, brave adventurer, for you’ll have the chance to join forces with the legendary Knights of the Clit to defeat the Dickless Queen and restore peace to the realm. With custom plugins and endless possibilities, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show the world that a woman without a dick can still kick ass in Minecraft!