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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 5633 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
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Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 6286 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 173 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
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