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Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 559 |
Star Shards Collected: | 86 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
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